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MBATV Senior MBA Insider. Host of the JowPow. Disclaimer: This is a fake “role-playing” account for an imaginative basketball league.. nothing posted is real.

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Breaking: Miami Flames medical staff are worried about Nick Phelps and his recurring ankle injuries. League sources say that the superstar could possibly be moved if another injury happens. The front office is reportedly “fed up” with the stars lack of availability on the court

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This just in: The Minnesota Yeti are closing its doors, the scheme that was the Yeti ran by mastermind Christian Mack and eventually his son Christian Mack Jr. The Yeti are being forced by commissioner Jackson Ellis as 43 cases of fraud have been found and proven

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Breaking: Brawlers head coach Elijah Samuel has been detained after reportedly drugging a girl 4 times and being a jerk to her. Charges are unknown, we’ll see if commissioner Jackson Ellis does anything.

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I am two steps ahead

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This Just In:
MBA superstar Mike Bibby Jr. Has a collapsed lung, will be re-evaluated in 2-4 weeks

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The team will use this time to navigate the family’s estate and fulfill Mack Sr.’s final wishes through his last will dividing property among his children.

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Christian Mack Sr. has passed away at age 47.

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More on the story: Mack Sr, father of 14 sons, passed away Sunday afternoon from a lack of testosterone from ejaculating too much.

The Minnesota Yeti as an organization have decided to take time away from basketball and forgo the 2023-2024 season while mourning the loss.

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🚨 BREAKING: Amid the ongoing crisis with the Salt Lake City Bees, the organization has been officially banned from the league for the 2023-2024 season due to mishandling point guard J.J. Bank’s decision to proceed with transitional bottom surgery, per sources.

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If the clauses are broken, the Bees can waive or reduce his contract immediately with no penalty. Clauses include no males outside the team and training staff alone with Banks, no painted nails or eye liner, no makeup, and more

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Sources:
The Salt Lake City Bees and JJ Banks are reaching a new contract that will pay him $22M this season, then a non-guaranteed $10M the 2nd year. Drama has unraveled between the two camps, but they have came to a new agreement. There are clauses on the contract.

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Sources:
The Salt Lake City Bees and JJ Banks are reaching a new contract that will pay him $22M this season, then a non-guaranteed $10M the 2nd year. Drama has unraveled between the two camps, but they have came to a new agreement. There are clauses on the contract.

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Multiple teams interested in Banks:
Brawlers
Dragons
Bulls
Bees
Yeti
Hounds
Fireflies

The Bees will owe Banks and his camp $32M total if he’s not signed within the next 48 hours

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🚨 BREAKING: Hoyt Can has been wheelchaired off the court in the Panther’s preseason exhibition game today. This happened after sustaining a collision with Austin Weed.

Fans say they saw blood on the underside of Can’s white shorts.

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Bees Statement:

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This just in: The Bees have waived guard JJ Banks due to “off-court issues” league sources tell MBATV. Banks, who averaged a career high 18ppg last season, will hit the open market as the best free agent right before the regular season starts.

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This just in: The Bees have waived guard JJ Banks due to “off-court issues” league sources tell MBATV. Banks, who averaged a career high 18ppg last season, will hit the open market as the best free agent right before the regular season starts.

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Breaking News: The Portland Trail Blazers have reached an agreement with the MBA to trade Bruno Barbosa, Nick Phelps, Ravi Ross, Tish Llub, and multiple picks and pick swaps for Damian Lillard, Lillard will suit up for the Miami Flames, league sources tell MBATV

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Prayers up to Hustlers PF Victor Van Lier, who collapsed on the court today in a game after having European big man Razaldaf Remodichk set a hard screen on him

Prayers up for Van Lier 🙏🏿 🤲

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Jonah Keessen on Jack Phelps having another growth spurt this past year:

“I’m not lying…he’s tall as f*** now.”

The 24 yr old Phelps arrived South Beach at only 6’5

27 yr old Phelps is now rumored to be 6’8 👀

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It has been revealed that the Yeti have multiple automatic farms underneath team operation. Multiple crop and iron farms (don’t know how that’s possible) and tons of illegal workers from other countries. League is looking into a possible removal of the team

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The Yeti have only 1 playoff appearance which lead to a championship, but besides that one year they haven’t had a profitable season. Recent documents show that they have been making more money than every other MBA team combined

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The Yeti have only 1 playoff appearance which lead to a championship, but besides that one year they haven’t had a profitable season. Recent documents show that they have been making more money than every other MBA team combined

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Breaking News: The MBA has launched a full on investigation on the Minnesota Yeti. Scandals have been brought up against the front office for intentional tanking along with disrupting the integrity of the MBA. Owner and coach Christian Mack has been placed on immediate suspension