Van Lingle Mungo

Retired atty. Love Jazz & Baseball. Former VP of Baseball Operations, Nippon Ham Fighters. "That ham isn't gonna fight itself!"

[Van Lingle Mungo @LingleVan]

@bluhue123 Sure. Let’s see the fat piece of shit walk a block…

[Van Lingle Mungo @LingleVan]

@NBCNews @Acosta But it was a John Roberts “official act”, right…?

[Van Lingle Mungo @LingleVan]

@Acosta Stunned that Winebox Jeanine obtained an indictment (my guess is that she probably cheated). In any event, she will once again be humiliated if this gets to a courtroom…

[Van Lingle Mungo @LingleVan]

@BBGreatMoments John Roseboro

[Jonathan Reiner @JReinerMD]

The Constitution enumerated a minimum age for president, but no maximum age. In the 18th century less than 5% of the population was older than 60.

[Van Lingle Mungo @LingleVan]

@esglaude She's even uglier than she looks...

[Van Lingle Mungo @LingleVan]

@JoshDorner @Acosta

[Josh Dorner @JoshDorner]

.@Acosta is on the Reflecting Pool beat. His verdict on Trump’s claim that the disintegrating liner is the work of vandals: “100% pure bullshit.” https://t.co/8gUUjK6bAK

[Van Lingle Mungo @LingleVan]

@RapidResponse47

[WUSA9 @wusa9]

Judge orders Kennedy Center to explain why the tarp is still there https://t.co/TdUdD0tWPB

[Van Lingle Mungo @LingleVan]

@Acosta

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@ChrisGloninger @Acosta

[Van Lingle Mungo @LingleVan]

@mouvement33 No way on earth this diseased, demented bag of pus finishes out this term...

[Nicole Minét @mouvement33]

So, I've seen this before but never inquired...what the fuck is he acting out? He does this shit when he's high AF so I don't know if anyone knows how this became a modern-day political speech talking point.

[BlueDream @58bugeye]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the president of the United States of America giving a speech like no one has ever seen before.

He is one sick puppy… seriously what is wrong with him?

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

BREAKING: The first suspects in the Reflecting Pool sabotage investigation have been identified.

[Van Lingle Mungo @LingleVan]

@marceelias Jeebus...at some point, even the world's worst and most incompetent lawyers should realize that they're banging their empty heads against a wall...

[Jim Acosta @Acosta]

Turns out slime doesn’t kill slime. Why Trump can’t lie his way out of the reflecting pool project fiasco. My latest for Substack… https://t.co/WFkQV99P6T

[Van Lingle Mungo @LingleVan]

@DustinNosler I seem to remember Emmet Sheehan being a far more effective pitcher than I’m seeing in 2026. Am I remembering someone else…?

[Van Lingle Mungo @LingleVan]

@Acosta No focking way. The dipshit couldn't find Iran on a globe with six inch legends.