Wolffie

Writer. Obsessed with Zombies, Horror, Coffee, Music.Published Author. I'm often offensive. No politics bullshit from me. I’m just an asshole.

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@WhiteHouse Oooo. By a fucking penny. So fucking generous of him. Wow!

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Will I come back after I take my brother home? Fuck no, I hope this place catches fucking fire while I’m taking him home. I’m coming back to this fucking mess to keep doing this shit all night. Today’s been fucking bullshit.

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20,000 fucking people in this area and I guarantee you we feed at least 8,000 of them every goddamn day. And the sad thing is probably about 5000 of them are the same fucking people three times a day

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Lady people is fucking stupid as you shouldn’t be allowed to leave your house a little long drive a fucking car to order shit. Your level of stupid you should be fucking painful, next time order a hamburger with only ketchup save yourself a lot of fucking trouble.

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Come on, 15 more fucking minutes.

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I for the life of me cannot figure out how we had a ton of people, and now we barely have enough to function. Not that it’s super busy anymore, but where the fuck did everybody go?

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@officialDannyT Somewhere between 3 & 5

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This bullshit with @ZayZoon showing me I have funds from a shit I worked but telling me I can’t access them is getting old every 2 weeks. Seriously I have medications to pick up. Stop screwing with my money

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@TrumpDailyPosts Until Gas Prices come down I call bullshit. He can go FHS. It’d be a good day to retire for him.

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@bennyjohnson Yeah, the last time he made that claim, he turned around and bombed a fucking school full of children killing them

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My love I miss you when you sleep, but I am so damn happy that you’re getting to rest. You deserve it. I love you.

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Jesus fucking Christ will you assholes make up your goddamn mind what time dinner time is? Pick a fucking time 5 o’clock or 8 o’clock stop jumping back-and-forth every other fucking day.

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This migraine can fucking suck it

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The way that people actually react when you tell them you will not write a song for them for free. It’s just mind-boggling. You’re really gonna try and derail somebody’s whole fucking life because they won’t dedicate a song to you because you think you’re special. Ridiculous.

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@_InfoGram_ Wow so that’s 153 Bullshit lies. And people are still on their knees for the pathetic loser.

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Yeah, that’s totally cool lady while you’re sitting on your fat ass, ignoring your kids and playing on your fucking phone, you’re too little fucking six-year-olds are in the bathroom fucking destroying it and making a mess. That is grand fucking parenting. Let me tell you.

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Note to self, when somebody says, “do you know the muffin man” do not scream the muffin man and throw the sandwich that you are currently holding. Funny as hell yes, but remaking it not so funny.

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You want me to deal with this frustrating bullshit, get orders out in a timely manner, and you want me to stop swearing? You gotta be out of your motherfucking mind. That shit ain’t gonna happen until you put somebody back here that knows to stay out of my fucking way

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Seriously, your motherfucking kids do not need McDonald’s every fucking day. You can say it’s none of my business but me saying that at least I give a shit about your kids health, you clearly don’t.