Kelly Susanna

[Hannah Berner @beingbernz]

I’m single because I hate people but I want to find one person who I don’t hate who also hates people but doesn’t hate me.

[Kelly Susanna @LinkAryll]

@Angleinaconte @renjamiin I was about to say the same thing.

[Lauren Scharf @LLcoolscharf]

🎶Tell me something girl...

[Kelly Susanna @LinkAryll]

Do the ghosts in Harry Potter mean that Hogwarts was a regular castle before it was a school of magic?

[Kelly Susanna @LinkAryll]

The Trade Minister is related to Hiro from Heroes.

[Kelly Susanna @LinkAryll]

The Man in the High Castle is an alternate reality to Outlander, and there’s no convincing me otherwise.

[Kelly Susanna @LinkAryll]

Don’t be fooled. Santa is part of the top 1%.

[Kelly Susanna @LinkAryll]

@beatricepirate Where can we get the version of Crier tout bas that’s in the Simple Favor trailer?

[Kelly Susanna @LinkAryll]

I don’t think I’m a needy person until my mom doesn’t answer the phone, and then I’m like, “Where are you? Why don’t you love me?”.

[Kelly Susanna @LinkAryll]

When you never came up with your own warrior name, so you have to borrow someone else’s. @TheMindyProject

[Kelly Susanna @LinkAryll]

PSA: if you’re fragrance is available for purchase at Walmart, it’s time to switch to a better fragrance.

[Kelly Susanna @LinkAryll]

I know how to pronounce cruller because of AnnaBeth Nash.

[Kelly Susanna @LinkAryll]

It really bothers me that streaming services don’t use the term “queue” anymore.

[Kelly Susanna @LinkAryll]

I really feel like the world needs a @billyeichner and @danjlevy collaboration.

[Arun Karra @arunkarra_]

me after the smallest inconvenience

[Kelly Susanna @LinkAryll]

My Myers Briggs personality type is I can never remember my Myers Briggs personality type.

[Kelly Susanna @LinkAryll]

On the one hand: I want to lose weight.
But on the other hand: toaster pastries.

[Kelly Susanna @LinkAryll]

Man, I swear. Alexa and I just don’t get along.

[Kelly Susanna @LinkAryll]

You know you’re in a dark place when you start taking stock in BuzzFeed quizzes. I’m not getting married until my late 30s, and I’m never having kids!!