M U R P H

Dog Dad. Sports fan.

[M U R P H @LinkMurf]

@PatMcAfeeShow https://t.co/s6K3VIMf2G one share could make Hans feel better. Please?

[M U R P H @LinkMurf]

@dominos @dominos so uhhhh? Yall gunna do anything about this or should I order @pizzahut or @PapaJohns

[M U R P H @LinkMurf]

@dominos hey man…uh…yall said you delivered my order but ya never did and I tipped yall for that….ima need a refund. Couldnt leave a message for your store imagine that. So fucking annoying

[M U R P H @LinkMurf]

@dominos Not a “hey sorry sir, we would love to make this right for you. We really dropped the ball on this one. Not only a refund will be issued immediately to your method of payment but also here is a coupon for the inconvenience.”

[M U R P H @LinkMurf]

@novathaOG No.

[•🫶🏻𝓙ĕ𝓵𝓵𝓎ßĕᾰ𝗇ˢ🫶🏻• @Jelly_Beans42_]

😜😜😜😜

[M U R P H @LinkMurf]

I am not falling apart
I am completely broken
A loving heart but left alone
Isolation from being open

[M U R P H @LinkMurf]

Today was the first day

[M U R P H @LinkMurf]

Pooping at work is like hey, dont look at my shoes and I wont look at yours. Also, when there are only 2 stalls and you basically trade bare ass spots with someone you work with. Weird. Why arent there any toilet seat covers here? Wtf

[M U R P H @LinkMurf]

NOBODY is a worse in game coach. In 15 years he scored off an inbounds play less than 10 times.

Goodluck.

[College Basketball Report @CBKReport]

NOBODY does recruiting like John Calipari.

Portal Additions:
+ Johnell Davis
+ Jonas Aidoo
+ Adou Thiero
+ Zvonimir Ivisic

Recruiting Additions:
+ Karter Knox
+ Boogie Fland
+ Billy Richmond

Cal is constructing an elite roster in Fayetteville 🐗

[M U R P H @LinkMurf]

I am glad I am old

[Oli London @OliLondonTV]

Princeton students dressed in Islamic attire announce they are going on HUNGER STRIKE.

“We will abstain from all food and drink except water until the following demands are met.”

Demands:

• Divest from Israel
• Cultural Boycott
• Complete Amnesty from all criminal charges

[M U R P H @LinkMurf]

If all these college kids really cared about Palestine like they said, wouldnt it help more to withdraw from college, donate that money to Palestine and to move there to be part of their situation.

[M U R P H @LinkMurf]

All of yall protesting are a bunch of losers clinging to a cause that doesnt affect your real life, looks like attention seeking

[Oli London @OliLondonTV]

Jewish student wearing a Star of David necklace DENIED entry to his own university because he is JEWISH.

“I’m a UCLA student. I deserve to go here. We pay tuition. This is our school and they are not letting me walk in.”

Masked activists refused to let the student enter.

[M U R P H @LinkMurf]

Its weird you cant smoke weed on patios at bars in Denver. The two clearly go hand in hand. Feels like a missed opportunity.

[M U R P H @LinkMurf]

It is a little sad bc he rejuvenated us. But being analytical, this is tough. Coach better. Defend better. Try something else. It feels like for all the great things he brought it just keeps being equally bad. Ruined my March. F***

[Tristan Pharis @TristanUda]

That may be the end of the John Calipari era.

[M U R P H @LinkMurf]

@peteholmes hey dude, can we kick it. In denver, youre funny. I am funny. Use my stories. Bye

[M U R P H @LinkMurf]

@WildcatsTongue Play Better Defense

[M U R P H @LinkMurf]

@aris_jewels The stairwell in my apartment building

[M U R P H @LinkMurf]

@Crisdang7 @fasc1nate 1. Because they are mentally ill
2. The police came (albeit late and not inside the school as urgently as they could be)
3. The 2 murderers killed themselves that day to
Avoid the consequences after