L i n n y 🔱

Big Apple, 3AM. ICU RN☤ 🤍

[L i n n y 🔱 @LinnyArielle]

My dog stepped over me and threw up on my boyfriend and on his side of the bed. God damn he’s so loyal

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If everytime you see me, you bitch about how you never see or hear from me, I promise you that you actually wont at all anymore 🤡 I am 29 years old, get a fucking grip.

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Still can’t believe one of my longest friendships ended because of a bunch of other lies and shit told to her from another “friend”. Fake as fuckkkkkkk. Y’all wonder why I don’t go out

[L i n n y 🔱 @LinnyArielle]

I could put you through a leg day that would cripple your ancestors

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@AlissaMarieOtt Blessed be the fruit, Butker

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…hang it up, Butker 💀 why the fuck did I just watch

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I miss when everyone had to use T9 to text

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I’m not sorry to anyone I victimized via TouchTunes at the bar tonight

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@AlissaMarieOtt 💀💀💀

[L i n n y 🔱 @LinnyArielle]

Bf at Starbucks “can I have a dirty chai”
Starbucks dude: “ya! how dirtyyyy do you want it?”
💀

[L i n n y 🔱 @LinnyArielle]

My yearly work review is coming up and they want me to “define my goals”…can I put “just show up” as one? Like I don’t have goals anymore, I’m so burnt my only goal is to show up at this point

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The remake of Running Up That Hill that they’re playing at the gym right now is actually atrocious 🥴

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@isaac_lehman That’s…valid 😂

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I can’t help but to be absolutely feral during pumpkin pie season

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Main character syndrome is a plague

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@candid_kitten @plastic_baggy17 Yes, 🫣

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@plastic_baggy17 @candid_kitten I went to school with a 15yo girl who killed a child for fun, and then showed up to our Christian youth group meet after. And she sat in our circle like it didn’t happen. 👀

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Wtf is up with the “Part-time heroes wanted” signs at target lmfao it is TARGET.

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I did the rugged maniac run this weekend with my broken ass autonomic system somehow and only managed to bleed from one knee, bruise my entire inner thigh, and throw up in my mouth once. I feel like this is still a win? 😂

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Arguably the best thing I have done this summer so far is throw fish into my air fryer. It’s Long John Silvers in this biatch right now and I am thriving

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I am so ridiculously laid back that I think it’s actually a character flaw at this point