Lori Interlicchio

MLaw grad, queerleader, will try to convince you to give away your kidney after a beer or so.

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When I was ten I borrowed my dad’s briefcase to dress up as a lawyer for Halloween because that’s what I wanted to be when I grew up.

I passed the bar exam.

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Today a man on the streets of London catcalled me while I was wearing a Hawaiian shirt, a quarter zip, blue jeans, and white running sneakers.

Sir. What are you doing? I could be your father.

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@cmclymer

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My big sister and cousin used to invite me to play follow the leader, and then when it was my turn, they would both quit.

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@lawprofblawg Permanently a part of my fingerprint.

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@c_estclairee Same. The amount I owed was increasing my $37 every day. That said, so glad I didn’t refinance because of the freeze.

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I just realized they’re 100% already writing an SVU episode about this. Mariska Hargitay is going to interview Stormy Daniels.

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@annemariepoet @thatbloodyMikey Remember that things always get better and to call a hotline if you are worried about hurting yourself. I hope you have easier times soon.

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I’m going to open a flower delivery company where you’re allowed to write more than a 150 characters on the card, and punctuation is allowed.

I will disrupt the flower delivery industry by including one FULL SHEET of printing paper with each $70 purchase. Maybe even an envelope.

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If I could use gifs in legal briefs, I would be such a better lawyer.

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@tehknuxlight @DaveRapoza @anarchoboognish I worked at McDonalds at 14. It was fine. A normal service job. I made some new friends, and I loved having a little pocket money. Legally they had to limit my hours, and the vast majority of customers were kind. I learned young how important it was to treat service workers well.

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I don’t know anything about anything, but is this what the Picts carved into stone 1500 years ago and everyone decided was the loch ness monster?

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Took me a minute.. 😂 https://t.co/uT4gcqftqo

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@ashleypaigex @amandaxmars I also do.

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I would like a word with whoever was in charge of casting the “Aaron’s Party (Come Get It)” music video.

These are the “some people walked in I didn’t recognize.”

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@tamesis @emrazz Waking up medicated makes such a difference. The paper cup is key though, because you don’t have to open a childproof lid with morning hands.

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@tamesis @emrazz Unsolicited tip that it took me a decade to figure out: Get little paper mouthwash cups (I reuse one cup for weeks then replace it), put your meds in it the day before, and leave on your nightstand with water. Then set a medication alarm a half hour before you actually wake up.

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I am now a lawyer who puts briefs directly into my laptop bag. All is well.

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@ashleypaigex @kropp_top This is why you have Ashley in your bridal party 👏

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I’m registering for my wedding. What’s your favorite amateur woodworking tool?

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@ashleypaigex This is pure chaos.

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@adhdjesse Now, I can take my meds without losing my sleep by messing with the container lid. And I don’t ever forget if I did it.

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@adhdjesse Taking meds every morning 15-30 minutes before I need to wake up. It stuck because I bought an economy sized box of little mouthwash cups to set my meds out next to my water and alarm the night before. Opening the pill container with morning hands used to be the hardest part.