Linton Osborne

[Linton Osborne @LintonOsborne]

We should hold a " David Cameron is a c*nt " day. Just text it to everyone on your list. Let the government spy on those messages.

[Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh]

When you're not doing so well, vote for a better life for yourself. If you are doing quite nicely, vote for a better life for others.

[Linton Osborne @LintonOsborne]

@alextomo I'm pretty sure a millionaire "action transvestite" from London will appeal to what's left of the core Labour voters in Glasgow.

[Linton Osborne @LintonOsborne]

@SimonRobinson69 You really got me. " ALDI and Olive The Knight"?

[Linton Osborne @LintonOsborne]

@SimonRobinson69 You get more for working in ALDI.

[Linton Osborne @LintonOsborne]

@SimonRobinson69 thought it was great. Get them to stick in at school though, no money in being a rockstar anymore.

[Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh]

If this is the best the London private media, the Conservatives and Scottish Labour can do it's a pathetic joke. No wonder Scots want out.

[Linton Osborne @LintonOsborne]

@PeteWishart Rock'n'Roll Telephone by Nazareth, but perhaps I'm biased?

[Linton Osborne @LintonOsborne]

I don't tend to use this page for music, but really proud of this review. https://t.co/QU3M7ra12J

[Linton Osborne @LintonOsborne]

@JogretaJoanne No guyliner though.

[Linton Osborne @LintonOsborne]

@WingsScotland look at this little independent cloud currently over Dunfermline.

[Linton Osborne @LintonOsborne]

@RobertPlant Thank-you. I'd never have got my job without your template. Hope our paths cross sometime.

[Linton Osborne @LintonOsborne]

@EdStern @WingsScotland Dunfermline Abbey will be the main supplier now with the energy created from Robert The Bruce spinning in his grave.

[Linton Osborne @LintonOsborne]

@kdugdalemsp @scottishlabour And the definition of " pledge "?

[Linton Osborne @LintonOsborne]

@AGlesca @WingsScotland Here it is. Classy.

[Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh]

Can't believe some folk daft enough to think indy movement is dead - it's not even got properly started yet. http://t.co/aOIMjxOcQf

[Linton Osborne @LintonOsborne]

@kdugdalemsp You'd make a gr8 opposition leader to replace my favourite perpetually astonished comedienne. Or you could do the right thing.

[Linton Osborne @LintonOsborne]

@ecorporatelaw @WingsScotland
Every Lidl helps. I could write puns Aldi. Looks like the Kirkcaldy branch - used it many times.

[Linton Osborne @LintonOsborne]

@JohannLamont @ScotWildlife Who gave that squirrel a bag of nuts?