Linus Ganman

Kom hit 2009 som arbetssökande. Stannar kvar för fringisarna. Översättare estniska-svenska. Рuѕѕу іn bіо.

[Linus Ganman @LinusGanman]

Waldebo och Tackerud
och skogen full av nötter,
Waldebo och Tackerud
och skogen full av nötter.
Lian lian,
lian lian lian,
lian lian,
lian lian lej.

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@LasseSocker Så här kan man också göra.

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#pollenallergi #reklamröst

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@okejjenny

[Chance🤺 🍊 @ChanceGardi]

Quando sei in vacanza fuori dall'UE 🤣

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@LasseSocker Då kan du ignorera dina bekantas krav med stoiskt lugn. (Gnäääääggnäggnäggnäggnägg!)

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@messedupfoods Gorgonzona and Mascarchusetts

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@LasseSocker Det formligen blaxtr och skjamr!

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@LasseSocker Hihi. HAHA. *myser* *liksom jag mös igår*

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@LasseSocker Jag pratar svenska varje dag oavsett. Samt har fått ett extraknäck som skribent på en periodisk tidskrift som utges i Sverige. Jag kanske skulle ... hahaha ... *ler maliciöst*

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@LasseSocker Jag använde ofta såna former i min dagbok 1994-1996 för att försöka spara plats.

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@tornedarlingen Välkommen!

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@LasseSocker @__vildvittran__ Hahahahaha.

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@LasseSocker @__vildvittran__ "Happis"?

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Them: "Where do you get your fibre and phytonutrients?"

Me: "Same place a lion does."

Them: "Lions don't eat plants."

Me: "No. They eat the animal that spent all day eating plants."

Them: "That's not the same thing."

Me: "It's exactly the same. The gazelle does the salad course. The lion just collects it, pre-processed, wrapped in meat."

Them: "So where's yours?"

Me: "In the cow. I let something with four stomachs deal with the vegetables."

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Customer: "Oat milk, please. Trying to lower my footprint."

Barista: "Course. Happy with the rapeseed oil in it?"

Customer: "Rapeseed oil? In milk?"

Barista: "It's not milk. It's oats, water, and a good glug of seed oil for the creaminess."

Customer: "I avoid seed oils."

Barista: "You're about to wear a moustache of one."

Customer: "...Almond, then?"

Barista: "Lovely. How do you feel about draining California?"

Customer: "The soy?"

Barista: "Comes with a complimentary top-up of oestrogen. On the house."

Customer: "...Coconut?"

Barista: "Flown across an ocean, and more saturated fat than lard."

Customer: "What's the little carton at the back?"

Barista: "That one's just milk. Cow, field, grass, done. No factory, no solvent, no asterisk."

Customer: "And the footprint on that?"

Barista: "She made it out of rain. Yours is the taxi you took here to ask."

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Dagens försök till Billie Holiday-imitation https://t.co/j4zYEJVQSu