lindsey werts

what does someone even put here...

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

It’s snowing and people are lighting fireworks in the alley behind my house to celebrate the Bears win. I love this fucking town.

[The Wieners Circle @TheWienerCircle]

Never let it rest! Grated their asses 🐻⬇️

[Nisei Lounge Chicago @NiseiLounge]

So there I was walking down the alley…

…singin'
'Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do'…

…Now we're together nearly every single day, singin' Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do'…

…my new Chicago alley spirit animal and me…

…singin'
'Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do…

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

But I thought JD did it in the parlor with a sofa.

Wait…

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

It is long past time we ban Congress from trading. The amount of wealth that many of those in Congress have accumulated during their tenure is directly tied to how they’ve been able to utilize the stock market.

Take a look at some very interesting stock activity in 2020 by legislators when they were briefed weeks in advance about the imminent threat of the pandemic.

[Chicago Bars @chicagobars]

Greatly enjoying the irony of a business co-owned by a former Republican National Committee finance chair being unwilling to evict a Canadian squatter.

[Nisei Lounge Chicago @NiseiLounge]

Marketing juggernaut strikes again! https://t.co/YKs1nn6DAD

[lindsey werts @LinzCapp]

@elleduncanESPN @NFL_DovKleiman Louder for the people
In the back (who think they deserve to be in the front)

[Elle Duncan @elleduncantv]

@NFL_DovKleiman “I don’t like her or her politics cause they’re different from mine and she’s smarter than me so I want her fired” there fixed it for you.

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

Gaza? Airplanes? FDA? The Department of Education? Farmers? DEI becoming a slur?

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived the Gulf of Mexico/America debate. @LiZaOutlives has issued an executive order to officially rename it the "Gulf of Liza Minnelli”

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

I salute @TheWienerCircle, not Nazis.

[Dan Rosen @drosennhl]

The anthem. That was awesome.

[Pop-Tarts Bowl @PopTartsBowl]

It’s glorious!

[Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr]

GO ON WITH YA FREAK ASS

[The Wieners Circle @TheWienerCircle]

Matt Eberflus, come see us so the ladies can roast the fuck out of you

[Mark Lazerus @MarkLazerus]

?!?!

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Keep that same energy when Black athletes use their voices to speak on politics