Here’s what I learned today... you can’t be naturally funny when you come off anesthesia because people will believe it’s the drugs talking. Moral of the story- I’m funny, guys! Gosh.
Hi, mom. I made @voguemagazine
“The problem with beagles is they can eat themselves to death,” Chasten says.
“It was a very gassy night,” the mayor observes.
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