Linzi Mackie

Perennial student, supportive mum, fascinated by social media, intrigued by data & excel. LOVE live music LIVE for gigs & theatre 🎭 views my own

[Linzi Mackie @LinziMackie]

@Roxetera @RoseEllenDix Of course you did, you met my awesome daughter @MollyGorman3 and made her day #ManchesterPride2018 😊

[Linzi Mackie @LinziMackie]

@LLLChick Just shy of 50 but recently had my 10th and several more booked in for end of the month 😬

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

I had a call from a scammer the other day.

Me: “Hello.”

Scammer: (Heavy Foreign Accent) “Hello. This is Tom Smith from Microsoft Support. We are seeing a lot of virus activity coming from your device.”

Me: “Oh no. My device? Are you sure?”

Scammer: “Oh yes, Madam. We have many reports.”

Me: “Oh, jeez. How can I fix it?”

Scammer: “It’s okay, Madam. We can help you right now. Are you in front of your device?”

Me: “Yes. I was just about to use it. I’m glad you called.”

Scammer: “Good, Madam. Please push the Start button.”

Me: “I think it’s already on.”

Scammer: “Okay, Madam. Now click on Control Panel.”

Me: “I don’t see that.”

Scammer: “Do you see a bunch of information above the Start button?”

Me: “Yes.”

Scammer: “That is your Control Panel.”

Me: “Wow. I didn’t realize it had a name.”

Scammer: “Yes, Madam. Now press Internet Options.”

Me: “I don’t see any Internet options. I don’t think I bought that feature. This is just a cheap one.”

Scammer: “All devices have Internet, Madam. Press the Start button again.”

Me: “Okay. Same as before.”

Scammer: “That’s fine, Madam. We will restart your device. Please turn it off.”

Me: “Um… I don’t know how. I’ve never turned it off. It kind of just stays on.”

Scammer: “There must be an off button. How do you stop it when it’s running?”

Me: “I usually press the big button.”

Scammer: “Okay, Madam. Press that button.”

Me: “Okay.”

Scammer: “Is your device off?”

Me: “No. The door popped open.”

Scammer: “Door? Is there a disc inside?”

Me: “No. There’s a burrito.” 🌯

Scammer: “Why is there a burrito in your computer?”

Me: “Computer? I thought you said this was microwave support.” 🙆🏻‍♂️😂

Click. ☎️🤗

[Linzi Mackie @LinziMackie]

@theatre_direct Only 7

[Linzi Mackie @LinziMackie]

@honeymoon250 Absolutely 💯

[WhatsOnStage @WhatsOnStage]

The Audience Republic Best Regional Production Award goes to 13 Going On 30 The Musical at Manchester Opera House!

Follow along and see the #WOSAwards winners: https://t.co/T6jxqc68rS

[WhatsOnStage @WhatsOnStage]

Matt Lucas presented the WhatsOnStage Award for Best Regional Production to 13 Going On 30 The Musical! 💙

[WhatsOnStage @WhatsOnStage]

A massive THANK YOU to everyone who voted in this year's WhatsOnStage Awards! 💙

Here's to another year of top theatre! #WOSAwards

[WhatsOnStage @WhatsOnStage]

The 26th Annual WhatsOnStage Awards concert ceremony – in photos https://t.co/IUrA7Kzxsj #WOSAwards

[Linzi Mackie @LinziMackie]

@Matt_Pinner Absolutely! We’d go 5-6 miles away on our bikes or just stay “safe” locally building dens in the park, wading in ponds, exploring derelict buildings and climbing trees. There were huge groups of kids that stuck together, safety in numbers!! Horrifies me when I think of it now 😭

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

i saw this on instagram and it needs to be here too

[Linzi Mackie @LinziMackie]

@james_xond Yes. Always.

[Linzi Mackie @LinziMackie]

@WhatsOnStage Will @DisneyFrozen return 😬

[Linzi Mackie @LinziMackie]

@sunny_cyclist Me too 😭

[Hadestown UK @HadestownUK]

For our Songbirds: Part 1 of our Hadestown Holiday Series. ❄️ 'Baby, It's Cold Outside,' performed by Dylan Wood, Desmonda Cathabel, and Tarek Merchant of #HadestownUK. 
📽️: @mannbrosmedia

[Bobby Bones Show @bobbybonesshow]

we love you guys, @MaddieandTae ❤️
https://t.co/4Do4xsNoN9

[All That Dazzles @ATDazzles]

Musical Con returns to ExCel in 2026.
Celebrating its 5th year, it will take place over the weekend of 17th & 18th October.
Tickets are on sale now from https://t.co/pL81xFz1Iy

[Linzi Mackie @LinziMackie]

@Tim_Ward07 @Arsenal Do you mean The Angel (North London Forever) Moll told me it was written by a fan, a love letter to his hometown and football club 🤷‍♀️

[Linzi Mackie @LinziMackie]

@METAVERZUZ 1999 x

[Back to the Future @BTTFmusical]

⚡️ 5 electrifying years
⚡️ 2,000 performances
⚡️ 2.2 million dreamers

#BackToTheFuture will play its final show at the Adelphi Theatre in London’s West End on 12th April 2026, before it begins a National Tour of the UK in October 2026.

Hurry - book your tickets yesterday! 🤓

[zx7miller @zx7miller]

@bobbybonesshow No it’s not. If you can’t afford it, don’t host it. Everyone brings some and the host cooks turkey.