Me and the boys went to the game we even took off our fucking shirts trying to fuckin you know. Like hit me bitch motherfucker do me dirty. You know what I mean. It’s fucking target practice out here! And these fucking bums not hitting holy shit, fucking wrist. My fucking nipples are cold fuck jaz fuck Trae Young fuck that ramas guy at this point it has to be coaching
My takes from this game
. George is an elite defensive player.
. Ben can no longer hit mostly bc without judging Bellinger he needs to be 1 or 3 romas is a bum
. Spencer Jones. Needs to have more mature at bats
Breaking email from the Epstein files 🚨
From: [Brian Cashman]
To: [ Jeffrey Epstein]
Subject: please read this one
I have sent four emails. You have opened zero. I know because I can see it. There is a little check mark. I know things now.
Regarding [THING]: I said what I said. I stand by what I said. I have since learned more about [THING] and I stand by it less, but I do still stand by it.
Also whoever keeps replying-all with “+1” — I know who you are. Everyone knows who you are. Your name is right there. It has always been right there.
I will be unreachable until Tuesday.
Sent from Jeffrey Epstein’s Island
Bro, it just doesn’t make sense anymore. We’ve been begging them for two years, and now the Yankees need to make it up with three guys? They just wanna hog a couple of prospects. That’s the Yankees’ problem.
What’s gonna come out of this? The Yankees cared about some fucking bum? I’m so done. I better see Hunter Goodman, Adley… nah, we’re probably gonna trade for some bum that plays first base (because apparently that’s the only position Cashman knows exists). Maybe some kid who plays the violin, but he can also play outfield. Everyone’s healthy, so we’re gonna have 43 people in the outfield, 15 people at first base, a guy who can’t hit on third, a guy who can’t tell a ball from a strike on second, and the blind bum in between all that. Then you’re gonna have Austin Wells sitting there like some fucking Cracker Jack on a Tuesday afternoon waiting for his fucking taco dinner.
But hey, we’ve got great first basemen. It’s like they’re always digging for the pussy, but they don’t have the fucking balls. They don’t have the fucking tip. They don’t have the fucking shlong.
@JimmyRandazzo@Yankees No we have a lot of arm prospects we could still dump remember, Dominguez is 23 still has that ceiling they don’t have to give away Spencer Jones. It’s not even a fit. career being wasted the Yankees low-key have leverage of our team that’s worth five dollars
@JimmyRandazzo@Yankees C Hunter Goodman / Ryan Jefferies
2B Luis Arraez/Xavier Edwards
We get any of those in a position we’re winning the World Series without a doubt