Psychopathic Miniature Lion

Plotting to take out my humans since 2015

[Psychopathic Miniature Lion @LionMiniature]

@KeitherKeith

[Psychopathic Miniature Lion @LionMiniature]

GUYS! The #dumbhumans bought me this toy filled with something magical and I loooove it sooo much and I don't even hate them anymore and life is beautiful 😻😺😻
#CatsOfTwitter #magictoy #whydoiloveeveryonerightnow #dontevenwannakillthem #cats

[Psychopathic Miniature Lion @LionMiniature]

I HATE IT when I've spent all day getting clean and then one of the #dumbhumans touches me and then I'm tainted by their filth and I have to start all over #exhausted #CatsOfTwitter #theyarebiohazards #handsoff

[Psychopathic Miniature Lion @LionMiniature]

@ThoughtsOfCat2 Annoying just oozes out of this fluffwolf, just look at her

[Psychopathic Miniature Lion @LionMiniature]

One of my favorite things is walking across the #dumbhumans while they're trying to sleep, just to raise awareness of...well, me. #CatsofTwitter

[Psychopathic Miniature Lion @LionMiniature]

@ThoughtsOfCat2 I'd like to challenge my fellow cats to bring the entire tree down at least once this holiday season. The #dumbhumans deserve it.

[Psychopathic Miniature Lion @LionMiniature]

I voted "no" on fluffwolves but she's still here 🤬 #CatsOfTwitter #ElectionDay #dammit

[Psychopathic Miniature Lion @LionMiniature]

Puked near the top of the stairs in the hope that one of the #dumbhumans would step in it. One of them did, and this is my gift on this glorious #NationalCatDay 😻😻 #CatsOfTwitter

[Psychopathic Miniature Lion @LionMiniature]

#NationalCatDay bow down, #dumbhumans!

[Psychopathic Miniature Lion @LionMiniature]

Anyone remember the dead horse scene in The Revenant? That's about to be me with the #dumbhumans because our. house. is. freezing. 😾😡😡 #CatsOfTwitter #toocold

[Psychopathic Miniature Lion @LionMiniature]

I love watching and judging from up high #dumbhumans #catsoftwitter #stalking

[Psychopathic Miniature Lion @LionMiniature]

Just snagged Bad's new sweater and now making my getaway! #haha #dumbhumans #catsoftwitter #goawayhumans

[Psychopathic Miniature Lion @LionMiniature]

The #dumbhumans put up this elevated transport route for me to use and tonight I knocked a plant off of it and wow I'm having a great night 😸 Too bad it didn't hit the fluffwolf though 😹

#CatsOfTwitter #knockitoff #cats #practicemakesperfect #psychominilion

[Psychopathic Miniature Lion @LionMiniature]

@OscarFlaming #inspiring

[Psychopathic Miniature Lion @LionMiniature]

💭 It's not that I really want to hurt the #dumbhumans, it's wait yes it is

#beafraid #catsrule #dareyoutomove #beensharpeningmysharpies #CatsOfTwitter

[Thoughts Of Cat @ThoughtsOfCat2]

We run this bitch. #PetsIn4Words

[Psychopathic Miniature Lion @LionMiniature]

@ThoughtsOfCat2

[Psychopathic Miniature Lion @LionMiniature]

Anyone know if Flaked Skipjack Tuna is toxic to humans cause I have a lot of it and I could start slipping it into their food

#catsoftwitter #cats #dumbhumans #psychominilion

[Psychopathic Miniature Lion @LionMiniature]

@rudolphthetuxie Rudy - don't get mad, get even 😼 #dumbhumans

[Psychopathic Miniature Lion @LionMiniature]

@ThoughtsOfCat2 @Nicole_Cliffe I am highly in favor of anything that messes with the #dumbhumans