Lee Jordan

• Potterwatch host • Quidditch Commentator • Prankster Trio • D.A. Member • Patronus Caster (Jackal) •

[Lee Jordan @LionPranks]

@sparkedchaos

*slides this over to you: https://t.co/1JwDt3249x*

[Lee Jordan @LionPranks]

@sparkedchaos Have you… gone and knocked your head, mate?

[Lee Jordan @LionPranks]

@sparkedchaos is that my best mate I see?

[Lee Jordan @LionPranks]

@corelicio Sounds like the safest option.

[Lee Jordan @LionPranks]

@corelicio Well, he’d still have to go and buy the things. So long as she’s out of the way after purchase…

[Lee Jordan @LionPranks]

@corelicio He’s sorry to say that they typically never have targets. If you’re one of the “lucky” ones, it’s completely by chance.

[𝙧𝙤𝙣. @anothcrweasley]

𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙡𝙚𝙮.

[Lee Jordan @LionPranks]

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[Lee Jordan @LionPranks]

You know what, hell yeah! Where’s Fred and George?

[𝐊𝐫𝐮𝐦 @MYWAYKILLINGS]

I like the idea of kissing your homies good morning. On my way to kiss Viktor and Fleur

[𝐊𝐫𝐮𝐦 @MYWAYKILLINGS]

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𝐂𝐞𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐜 𝐃𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐲.
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𝘰𝘧 𝘵���𝘦 𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘰𝘰𝘯.

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[Lee Jordan @LionPranks]

We’ve got to do SOME homework, mate.

[ᅠᅠ𝕲𝐑͟𝐄𝐃.ᅠᅠ @FredTheTwin]

If it’s for something dangerous, brilliant, or likely to get us banned, yes, you’ve found us. If it’s homework, we’ve never heard of them.

[Lee Jordan @LionPranks]

Looking for @FredTheTwin and @WittedPrankster

[Lee Jordan @LionPranks]

@WHEEZlNGWIZARD Destruction.

[Lee Jordan @LionPranks]

“Cornish pixies to rain down on the great hall.”

[Lee Jordan @LionPranks]

He looked as his watched then sipped his hot chocolate.

“Waiting.”

[Lee Jordan @LionPranks]

@WHEEZlNGWIZARD well hello Fredward.

[Lee Jordan @LionPranks]

“Suppose there isn’t no fun really,” he finally admitted realizing his importance in the trio. “Thanks Fred.”

[ᅠᅠ𝕲𝐑͟𝐄𝐃.ᅠᅠ @FredTheTwin]

Fred bumped him back with a smirk. “A good help? Mate, you were the hype man, the distraction, and the getaway driver. Without you, half our chaos would've gone unnoticed—and what’s the fun in that?”