𝑲𝑬𝑰𝑻𝑯

／／𝐹𝑂𝑅𝐸𝑉𝐸𝑅 𝐼𝑁 𝐷𝐸𝐵𝑇 𝑇𝑂 𝑌𝑂𝑈𝑅 𝑃𝑅𝐼𝐶𝐸𝐿𝐸𝑆𝑆 𝐴𝐷𝑉𝐼𝐶𝐸 ／／ RP/Parody

[𝑲𝑬𝑰𝑻𝑯 @Lion_Hexrt]

“𝘼 𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙣 𝙞𝙨 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙖𝙨 𝙙𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙬𝙞𝙚𝙡𝙙𝙨 𝙞𝙩

𝙐𝙣𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙪𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙄’𝙢 𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙙𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙨 “

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[𝑲𝑬𝑰𝑻𝑯 @Lion_Hexrt]

Picking fruits done for the day, thank the gods.

It’s far too warm for him. Already his armour is off other than the helm and he’s still sweating like crazy-

[𝑲𝑬𝑰𝑻𝑯 @Lion_Hexrt]

Careful, he’ll steal your heart!

…No like seriously, he will reach into your chest and pull that thing out like taking an apple off a tree, he doesn’t do metaphors.

[𝑲𝑬𝑰𝑻𝑯 @Lion_Hexrt]

“I raise wolves and other animals I find close to my home.

Ever play wrestled a baby grizzly bear? That is genuinely a great time. Pure joy, I don’t smile but I am loving every second.��

[𝑲𝑬𝑰𝑻𝑯 @Lion_Hexrt]

// Y’all remember Keith’s gigantic mom and how ungodly terrifying yet hot she was?

Sanza was truly the peak of my creative writing, shame I’m basically just not writing anymore. Maybe one day I’ll come back.

[𝑨𝑻𝑹𝑶𝑷𝑶𝑺 @The_Black_Swxn]

~𝑺𝑾𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑯'𝑺 𝑬𝑴𝑩𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑬 𝑰𝑺 𝑺𝑶𝑭𝑻, 𝑩𝑼𝑻 𝑰𝑪𝒀 𝑪𝑶𝑳𝑫~

[𝑲𝑬𝑰𝑻𝑯 @Lion_Hexrt]

So he miss anything whilst on his travels to the Emerald Isles?

[𝑲𝑬𝑰𝑻𝑯 @Lion_Hexrt]

Sharpening the blade with bones, it’s not as effective as he’d hoped but he can make some neat little trinkets with the bones at least.

[𝑲𝑬𝑰𝑻𝑯 @Lion_Hexrt]

I miss the big woman.

[Paladin Posting @DevotionOath]

AS A KNIGHT AND BODYGUARD IT IS IMPERATIVE YOU HOLD THE HAND OF YOUR CHARGE. THIS SHOWS INITIATE AND HELPS THE LORD FEEL SAFE

[𝑲𝑬𝑰𝑻𝑯 @Lion_Hexrt]

// I really should come back soon, been up to my eyes in work and personal stuff lately though. Times been tougher than usual lately! But I’m not letting it stop me

[𝑲𝑬𝑰𝑻𝑯 @Lion_Hexrt]

Treating stab wounds, trust that the other guy looks worse.

Last time he goes to help a farmer, stabbed over a few sheep…

[𝑲𝑬𝑰𝑻𝑯 @Lion_Hexrt]

// First thing I’m getting reminded of in my first playthrough of RDR2 since I last played it the week of its release, is how weird the Shire is that you can keep at the start…

[𝑲𝑬𝑰𝑻𝑯 @Lion_Hexrt]

RE9, God of War and a replay of RDR II have me all in a chokehold rn BUT I’m still alive

[𝑲𝑬𝑰𝑻𝑯 @Lion_Hexrt]

Me: “Yeah I never tried God of War 2 on its hardest difficulty, I’ll have a look and maybe try it”

Titan Difficulty modifiers:

[𝑲𝑬𝑰𝑻𝑯 @Lion_Hexrt]

Some days he feels like just going crazy.

Funny, maybe he should visit someone about that, he may end up sinking a city into the ocean.

[𝑲𝑬𝑰𝑻𝑯 @Lion_Hexrt]

Where did that giant lady I liked so much? Where did she go?

[𝑲𝑬𝑰𝑻𝑯 @Lion_Hexrt]

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Their target.

“It feels wrong. I do not sleep in this shell, but when I’m awake, it’s like I’m… Forgetting to dress myself.”

He shrugs, looking at a small gold coin he pulled from the chest. “I don’t really know how to describe it.”

[𝑲𝑬𝑰𝑻𝑯 @Lion_Hexrt]

“Perhaps.” He answered without removing his eyes from the chest, rifling through it quickly.
“But I prefer this kind of armour, it can contain the copious amount of my muscles.”

He chuckles quietly, it was weird to hear something positive being said about him
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[𝐓͟𝐡͟𝐞͟ ͟𝕹͟𝐞͟����͟𝐫͟𝐨͟𝐦͟𝐚͟𝐧͟𝐜͟𝐞͟𝐫͟ @WeaponxfWar]

that. . . or another tree.”

head tilts to the side, at the mention of the time she witnessed him walk by with said tree.

[𝑲𝑬𝑰𝑻𝑯 @Lion_Hexrt]

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Especially from one such as Elvira but, to be fair, she’s been nothing but relatively respectful.

“I won’t lie, sometimes removing armour makes things very easy, but at the same time, not wearing it, it’s…”

He looks up, hands stopping their movements as if they found
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[𝑲𝑬𝑰𝑻𝑯 @Lion_Hexrt]

*Whistling a tune*