Johnny

Don’t take what I say seriously

[Johnny @LiptonJohnny]

@CheriFlavour I got pulled over by a cop for driving under the influence. I was 10 minutes from my house. He agreed to let me go home if someone picked me up. Called my wife on speaker and asked her to pick me up. First thing she says, "you're drinking and driving again?!?" I went to jail.

[Johnny @LiptonJohnny]

@wtfahhh0 Damn she looks weathered

[Johnny @LiptonJohnny]

@WellsJorda89710 Well the alternative is a corrupt politician in Paxton. I don’t like him. He’s bad for Texas. Cornyn should have gotten it.

[Johnny @LiptonJohnny]

@hippojuicefilm Some people just get a head start on life

[Johnny @LiptonJohnny]

@jayair What in the Kamala Harris is this?

[Johnny @LiptonJohnny]

@Blazt I’ll still have 9” left

[Johnny @LiptonJohnny]

@FoxNews Doesn’t Ted Cruz do this on behalf of
Israel?

[Johnny @LiptonJohnny]

@KXAN_News We can’t get a happy ending after a long days work?

[Johnny @LiptonJohnny]

@0xQuasark If you get those people all doped up on mushrooms we’ll have a peanut butter shortage on our hands

[Johnny @LiptonJohnny]

@dyingscribe Where can I book a reservation?

[Johnny @LiptonJohnny]

@dom_lucre Is there an age limit for employment there?

[Johnny @LiptonJohnny]

@ShadowofEzra So Israel will know everything Americans are doing, no thanks

[Johnny @LiptonJohnny]

@GeneralMCNews Blocked. We don’t want her in our party or news

[Johnny @LiptonJohnny]

@GeneralMCNews This is a paid post by AIPAC

[Johnny @LiptonJohnny]

@rawsalerts Did anyone let Israel know about this

[Johnny @LiptonJohnny]

@maniaUFO Who said mental health issues can’t be entertaining

[Johnny @LiptonJohnny]

@mikealfred Nope.

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

🚨🇺🇸🇮🇷🇵🇰 BREAKING: Iran has informed Pakistan that it has withdrawn from the ceasefire talks with the U.S. – New York Times

[Johnny @LiptonJohnny]

@AFpost We could say the same about our country too. We could have free healthcare, free college, you know, all the stuff Israel has because we give them money

[Johnny @LiptonJohnny]

@dom_lucre Return? They never acknowledged Jesus was the messiah.

[Johnny @LiptonJohnny]

@txcannaco I won’t be voting red in Texas this time around. I’m not alone.

[Johnny @LiptonJohnny]

@IAmTheBossCB @WallStreetApes @GuntherEagleman It’s the water usage. Places are running out of water that have these data centers.