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[Dr. Matthew D. Cotton @DocCotton88]

@Microsoft why did your update for Word disable my lifetime product key? Is it because Bill Gates is in the Epstein files? Or is it because you can't support a product that's 30 years old and hasn't actually been meaningfully updated at all in that time?

[stone steve cold austin @LiquidBanjo]

@WinslowDumaine The inspiration behind Griffith's helmet in Berserk!

[brent @murrman5]

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

[stone steve cold austin @LiquidBanjo]

https://t.co/YzwbeDp9on

[VERIFIED homie @Homiebishop]

@Rainmaker1973 I don’t like electricity

[Album A Day Calendar @album_calendar]

Released: March 5, 2002
Artist: Against Me!
Album: Reinventing Axl Rose
Label: No Idea, Fat Wreck Chords
@againstme @LauraJaneGrace @fat_wreck

[Barry Petchesky @barry]

I didn't really notice it at the time because I was a kid and tornado go brrrrrr but Twister had an insane cast.

[stone steve cold austin @LiquidBanjo]

@allan_cheapshot Oh my god how old is Dr. Wagner Jr?

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

my plastic vampire fangs thay ON during thex

[stone steve cold austin @LiquidBanjo]

"Mint, bubble gum, or flaming hot Cheetos?" The dental hygienist asked me

[Massive Document @hope_terror]

This is nuts

[stone steve cold austin @LiquidBanjo]

I had the "teeth fall out" dream again last night.

[stone steve cold austin @LiquidBanjo]

The j in michael j fox stands for andrew

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER BUT YOU CANT TEACH IT NOT TO BE A FUCKING JABRONI

[stone steve cold austin @LiquidBanjo]

But what happened to Shayna's shoe?

[stone steve cold austin @LiquidBanjo]

Happy WrestleMania weekend to those who observe it. Inshallah the baby faces will win clean in the middle. One two three.

[stone steve cold austin @LiquidBanjo]

@morsecough as a treat

[Michael Swaim went to bsky @SWAIM_CORP]

RT if you wish they would reboot The Venture Bros. instead of trying to rehab Rick and Morty.

[stone steve cold austin @LiquidBanjo]

@morsecough I should name my child heathcliff??

[stone steve cold austin @LiquidBanjo]

playing diablo 2 to relax and it's making me even more frustrated