LiquidSpectre

Words, words, words.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

It’s like we’re living through a real-life civics course... as imagined by Rod Serling.

[Clint Smith @ClintSmithIII]

I understand why ppl use examples like this. I get the impulse to share exceptional immigrant narratives. But we should also consider the ppl we might be unintentionally throwing under the bus with points like these.

Someone need not be a genius to be worthy of safety & empathy.

[LiquidSpectre @LiquidSpectre]

@_youhadonejob1 Whoa, let's not go overboard, pastor..

[LiquidSpectre @LiquidSpectre]

@daveweigel Boy, they really nailed us to the wall on that one.

[LiquidSpectre @LiquidSpectre]

@Blun_Z @CloudxAerith PS18 launch title, fer sure.

[LiquidSpectre @LiquidSpectre]

Did you call them a jive turkey?

[Thandiwe Newton @ThandiweNewton]

My 18 year old just said to me “You’re literally the only person I know who uses the word ‘groovy’”. 😂😂

[LiquidSpectre @LiquidSpectre]

@jhaletweets "I'm Commander Cinderella, and these are my favorite glass slippers on the Citadel."

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Iowans, for personal reasons I hope you’ll vote Steve King out. I’m tired of being confused with this racist dumbbell.

[Andrew Gillum @AndrewGillum]

We cannot accept this as our new normal. And we can fix it — but only if we go out & vote.

[JDRandom - RandomWhiteGuy @TheReelRandom]

Dear People,
Please stop being shocked when Trump attacks people and preaches violence. He has always done this.

Stop expecting him to be Presidential because he isn’t and has never been.

Just go and vote. That’s the way we get the ball rolling here. Nothing else matters.

[Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente]

The world is an awful place full of grief and unpunished corruption.

So I need you to know that, despite this vale of tears, my neighbor's son has a pet rabbit named Bunyonce, Queen of Hip Hop.

[LiquidSpectre @LiquidSpectre]

@npfallon It sucks that you guys are cancelling gigs, but you're putting your damn health first. Anything else is out of the question.

[Dan Hopper @DanHopp]

Meeting my fellow libs at the hipster coffee shop to loudly murmur republican shit

[LiquidSpectre @LiquidSpectre]

@_youhadonejob1 Kimberly got no chill.

[LiquidSpectre @LiquidSpectre]

@JohnCleese "Low-energy Khashoggi's bone saw torture-murder couldn't even get 100 viewers! I have the best ratings (and biggest hands). SAD!"

[ShitMyReviewersSay @YourPaperSucks]

"The sentence is not only overly complex but is a string of theory-jargon that purports to be a dog but is rather a dog skeleton with half the bones missing" h/t @wtflpl

[LiquidSpectre @LiquidSpectre]

@natalietran

[LiquidSpectre @LiquidSpectre]

We have reached peak 'murrica.

[LiquidSpectre @LiquidSpectre]

@MattOswaltVA Breaking news: President Lincoln blunders into path of innocent stray bullet while yelling at theater kids to keep it down.