Cake 🇺🇸

Goynip enjoyer and alcoholic.
Meow mrow purr purr - UwU.

[Cake 🇺🇸 @LiquidatedCake]

@BabySista13 @TJD499635689382 bro...this is racist as hell lol. Keep going.

[Cake 🇺🇸 @LiquidatedCake]

@LongWJohnson @NotAPornDev @__sunshine_tt_ I got these Jimmy Dean breakfast corndogs. Trash but soooooo good.

[Cake 🇺🇸 @LiquidatedCake]

Ran out of olives. Cheese works.

[Cake 🇺🇸 @LiquidatedCake]

Cake martini.
Muddle 2 small olives.
Orange bitters. Heavy dash.
Dry vermouth. 0.25 once.
Olive brine 0.5 ounce.
Split pour vodka and gin. 1 ounce each.

Shake with ice. Double strain. Serve with olives.

[Cake 🇺🇸 @LiquidatedCake]

@NotAPornDev @__sunshine_tt_ @LongWJohnson I didn't know if the stick would do him in or not. Thanks mate.

[Cake 🇺🇸 @LiquidatedCake]

@n1c07x3 @KruschikiSupply Will look into this. Thank you.

[Cake 🇺🇸 @LiquidatedCake]

I want one so bad.

[𝖓𝖎𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖊 @n1c07x3]

don’t buy a japanese pocket knife unless you enjoy cutting yourself

[Cake 🇺🇸 @LiquidatedCake]

@Luminouslead 240k annual. She's doing fine buddy.

[Cake 🇺🇸 @LiquidatedCake]

@crybabybtzzz @WBRZ lol...I see you on every post I click.

[Cake 🇺🇸 @LiquidatedCake]

@uncledoomer Fun story...if you question anything with actual substance the police will come to your house and put you in grippy sock jail.

The system is working exactly as intended.

[Wæs @watchingspirals]

nothing can kill me

[Cake 🇺🇸 @LiquidatedCake]

What's wild is that the low estimate is 2 million over 50 years...

[Mittens @JUSTcatmeme]

Let this sink in people.

[Cake 🇺🇸 @LiquidatedCake]

@JinxSocialWork @TheDunkCentral Wut? In Bam we trust.

[Cake 🇺🇸 @LiquidatedCake]

I guess these are the good ones to buy?

[Zachary @ZZCupp01]

A buddy of mine went to an actual treatment center for these Gas Station Percs…. We are sooooooo fucked.

[Kat Scott 🐀 @kscottz]

Walking down the Danube in Vienna and you can buy a fifth of vodka, an eighth, a vape, and a canister of galaxy gas out of a vending machine.

This is the innovation San Francisco craves.

[Cake 🇺🇸 @LiquidatedCake]

@NotAPornDev @Tr00peRR Mine refuse to let me hold their paws.