Just Liquor Things

[Just Liquor Things @LiquorThings]

keeping a bottle of whiskey next to your notes when on a phone interview so you can either reward yourself or drink the sorrows away after

[Just Liquor Things @LiquorThings]

This #Powerball lottery is my last ditch effort to win back my family... #Illquitdrinkingifiwin #whoamikidding #moremoneyforthebottle

[Just Liquor Things @LiquorThings]

Blacking out on Christmas Eve and missing the entirety of Christmas. #LeftOverEggNog #HappilyMissedTheInLaws #justliquorthings

[Just Liquor Things @LiquorThings]

When your friends are calling in liquor debts #playdead #sunkcost

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Happy thanksgiving from our family to yours #ThanksgivingAtTheBar #wifehasfullcustody #thebottleismyfamily #justliqourthings

[Just Liquor Things @LiquorThings]

When youre too tired to walk home from the bar, so you take 6 more shots to blackout and hope for the best #60percentofthetimeworkseverytime

[Just Liquor Things @LiquorThings]

Three way bottle split between me, myself, and I. #PassTheBottle #NoChasers #JustLiqourThings

[Just Liquor Things @LiquorThings]

When your friend hands you a beer and you throw it in his face because you asked for a gin and tonic #HoldTheTonic #justliquorthings

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When you try to take a nap with a bottle of liquor, but she won't let you sleep #livingit #cakeboss #justliquorthings

[Just Liquor Things @LiquorThings]

Let the geese fly! #theonlywaytotravel #ILivePaycheckToPaycheck #justliquorthings

[Just Liquor Things @LiquorThings]

Happy Let's Get Wasted Wednesday!! #alone #justliquorthings

[Jägermeister USA @JagermeisterUSA]

@LiquorThings Awwww thanks, LiquorThings! Happy Halloween to you! Jager-Fiona

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I miss you too, @JagermeisterUSA

[Just Liquor Things @LiquorThings]

Good morning #its1PM #JustLiquorThings

[Just Liquor Things @LiquorThings]

When your family leaves, but the bottle remains #finetakethekids #bestandonlyfriend #justliquorthings

[Just Liquor Things @LiquorThings]

The liquor is everywhere! All powerful in the sky, in the earth, in you! https://t.co/mDo4aVzzj6

[Forbes Tech @ForbesTech]

At peak activity, this comet was releasing as much alcohol per second as 500 bottles of wine https://t.co/yCLUR5c5uY

[Just Liquor Things @LiquorThings]

Nothing like a casual trip to the liquor store during your lunch break. #spikedcoffee #whatgetsmethroughwork #justliquorthings

[Just Liquor Things @LiquorThings]

Hey @dominos what's your deal? Can't deliver liquor to a man in need? Hope you go bankrupt #growup

[Just Liquor Things @LiquorThings]

Finally waking up from a 3 day bender to realize it's Saturday #whereshappyhour? #justliquorthings

[Just Liquor Things @LiquorThings]

Staying at the pre game so you can finish the bottle by yourself #onlyfriendineed #justliquorthings