Lis(an al gaib)

Science isn’t for everyone, and it turns out neither are my tweets. Opinions/thoughts are entirely my own and do not reflect my place of work

[Lis(an al gaib) @LisPearson]

Things USMLE and COMLEX test writers expect you to know for step/level 1 that I think are rude:
1. building codes (houses made before 1970s)
2. What every single job entails (ship makers, aerospace engine workers, etc.)
3. Exotic pets
4. Species of mosquitos

[Lis(an al gaib) @LisPearson]

“Your personality would slam into bushwick like a train going full speed into a brick wall” was the craziest thing to be told today.

[Michael Justus @mhjrad]

medical training:

[Jvnior @Jvnior]

JUST IN: Protests in Minneapolis are growing.

Thousands are gathering to mourn Renee Good.

I stand with the people #JusticeForGood 🇺🇸

[Lis(an al gaib) @LisPearson]

At this point, the only reason I know what day it is, is because of my Christmas chocolate advent calendar.

[Lis(an al gaib) @LisPearson]

All my homies hates the central dogma

[David Guarin @DavidGuarin20]

Next time I see someone say NIH research should have made more progress I’m gonna challenge them to do a western blot.

[Lis(an al gaib) @LisPearson]

Changing my Saturday alarm from 6AM to 6:45 AM as a ✨little treat✨

[Lis(an al gaib) @LisPearson]

Story of my life

[sam parker @samprkr]

Grammys absolutely tearing it up while the government collapses… life IS a cabaret I fear

[Lis(an al gaib) @LisPearson]

Me to my professor: “what do I say when commenting on someone’s eyelashes”

Professor: “full, sparse, PRETTY”

[Lis(an al gaib) @LisPearson]

Don’t ask me to explain this, but having to wear my white coat to school gives me the same dread as having to get my hair wet during middle school swimming and knowing I had to walk around smelling like chlorine all day.

[Lis(an al gaib) @LisPearson]

@216barb @thran_legacy Omg I’m a first year med student and just finished my CV/Resp course and I saw that picture and was wondering, is he barrel chested or is this because I just learned about it!? But this is so validating

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Donald Trump — the twice impeached former president, Jan. 6 coup leader, convicted felon, adjudicated sexual abuser, and man who mismanaged the 2020 economic implosion and coronavirus disaster that killed more than 1 million people in this country — has convinced American voters to give him another term in the White House.

🔗 https://t.co/41sRvIxLmT

[Lis(an al gaib) @LisPearson]

“I’m like a baby, I need tummy time” -22 y/o medical student

[THFCReport @THFCReports]

Yves Bissouma saying goodbye to Emerson Royal. 🤝🤍

[Lis(an al gaib) @LisPearson]

Spending the weekend brainwashing my parents and all their friends to love Chappell Roan

[Lis(an al gaib) @LisPearson]

My favorite thing so far about getting accepted into DO school is hearing all the different names my family have come up with for the white coat ceremony. The most recent (and my personal fave) is “White Coat Pageant”

[Lis(an al gaib) @LisPearson]

@DGlaucomflecken seemed appropriate

[OT @OliviaTaylar]

If you drink a lot of water I highly recommend adding sea salt to reduce the amount of toilet trips you’ll take! Stops your body from just flushing the water out without actually absorbing it