BREAKING: In a newly released video statement, Savannah Guthrie, alongside her brother and sister, pleads for the return of their mother, Nancy Guthrie, after her disappearance.
BREAKING: In a stunning announcement, Donald Trump is blaming Google for the litany of bad stories coming out about him. Donald Trump also announced he will prosecute Google if elected. Retweet so all Americans see this scary and senile behavior.
This woman's righteous indignation over the loathsome piece of shit is spot-fucking-on. We cannot let Trump back into the White House. WE. CAN'T. 🔥🔥🔥🙌🙏👏🌊🇺🇸
I'm going to make this crystal clear for y'all: Project 2025 is the Nazification of America. It's the Third Reich's Enabling Act of 1933 and Mein Kampf all rolled into one doctrine. The only reason Trump is now running from it is because he got caught.
BREAKING: Donald Trump’s former Defense Secretary just announced he wouldn’t vote for Trump. This is inciting panic amongst Trump campaign strategists. Retweet to ensure all Americans know Trump’s former staffers don’t support him.
A Trump supporter was seated next to an older woman on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The old woman, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger:
“What would you want to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the man. “How about how they stole the election in 2020 and Donald Trump should be president.”
“Okay,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”
The man, visibly surprised by the old woman’s, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
To which the old woman replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss politics, when you don’t know shit?”