Lisa Alkire

My parents once hired a baby sitter who was both blind and deaf. So, you could say I’m pretty trustworthy. College Director | Youth Pastor

[Lisa Alkire @LisaAlkire]

It’s about this time every year where I am just really ready to get sunburned again.

[Lisa Alkire @LisaAlkire]

Thought I dressed up really nice today, only to have a little kid ask me "Are you wearing pajamas?".

[Lisa Alkire @LisaAlkire]

ILHSM. ❤️🐕

[Lisa Alkire @LisaAlkire]

My puppy just sat on a squeaky toy and scared the daylights out of herself.

[Lisa Alkire @LisaAlkire]

I had a dream I met Daniel Radcliffe last night at the Return to Hogwarts premier this Jan 1. You could say I’m pretty excited.

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

We don’t need to try to control the work God is doing in other people’s lives.

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

Don't let what you're afraid of keep you from what you were made for.

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Can we all unite to end this awful practice.

[Lisa Alkire @LisaAlkire]

Currently in an argument with my husband because he doesn’t believe that pudding can be made warm. I can’t stop laughing because he thinks I’m crazy!

[Lisa Alkire @LisaAlkire]

@delaugusta wait. Like fill the gas tank ALLL the way up?

[Lisa Alkire @LisaAlkire]

You may have two dogs if you’ve said “this used to squeak but now it’s full of peanut butter.”

[mark @TheCatWhisprer]

ME [as a kid]: i won't be a grumpy old man

ME [now]: *gets mad at a car for being orange*

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Every time I go to a youth sport concession stand I order a rib-eye and baked potato. That joke bombs 75% of the time but I’m no quitter.

[Lisa Alkire @LisaAlkire]

@simoncholland @p_joel just in case you need a good Halloween joke. Good content. 😂

[Lisa Alkire @LisaAlkire]

Fatherhood

[CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil @CBSEveningNews]

DADS ON DUTY: After a violent week of fighting at a Louisiana high school, parents knew something had to change. So, a group of dads decided to show up not just for their kids - but for the whole student body - to help maintain a positive environment. @SteveHartmanCBS has more.

[Del Augusta @delaugusta]

I don’t like y’all’s Holy Ghost. He only makes y’all speak in tongues. Y’all need the one that helps you to apologize, treat people better, and be nice.

[Lisa Alkire @LisaAlkire]

“Don’t be so eager to correct people; welcome them instead. Accept them. Love them without any angle or agenda.”

@bobgoff

[Lisa Alkire @LisaAlkire]

TPT “It pleases God more when we demonstrate godliness and justice than when we merely offer him a sacrifice.”
Proverbs 21:3

[Lisa Alkire @LisaAlkire]

“Clean living before God and justice with our neighbors mean far more to GOD than religious performance.”
Proverbs 21:3

[Russell Wilson @DangeRussWilson]

Make Today Count.