plain jane

dog mom

[plain jane @LisaBaller]

OMG DEREK IS ON DOG RATE OMG SUCH A #ProudMom EVERYONE MUST RT https://t.co/YMGVwThxlS

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Derek. You can't look at him and not smile. Must've just had a blue pupsicle. 12/10 would snug intensely

[7 to the rafters @_RodTheGod_]

Glad to be apart of something so huge!

[plain jane @LisaBaller]

@katierysiewicz This is me

[plain jane @LisaBaller]

@Lucaskavner *about the sales that is

[plain jane @LisaBaller]

@Lucaskavner But if people from this tweeter thread or random Facebook posts stop shopping at HD and go to Lowe’s instead, HD will still be top dog in the end so who cares

[plain jane @LisaBaller]

@LilyStotz @MirandaNCheers Mr Ray is a real dog for real. He was trying to convince us that the McDonald’s ‘M’ logo was meant to look like a pair of upside boobs so people who were breastfed as a baby would be attracted to it and eat there. I was like

[𝕱𝖊𝖗𝖓 @FernDaOne]

CANCEL 4TH OF JULY THIS YEAR. NO FIREWORKS. DON’T CELEBRATE A COUNTRY THAT HAS FAILED IT’S PEOPLE.

[plain jane @LisaBaller]

@Brendan_White15 Hotdog

[plain jane @LisaBaller]

My newest hobby is taking the succulent clippings that fall on the floor at work so I can have free plants. They were just going to go into the trash anyways 🤷🏻‍♀️

[plain jane @LisaBaller]

@NickiRealDiehl Tru. You’ll find Rona here

[plain jane @LisaBaller]

@detroitdumbass This is the content I need

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

Save the whales , save the oceans , save the trees , save these fuckin bees

[plain jane @LisaBaller]

@detroitdumbass Need this on a shirt honestly.

[plain jane @LisaBaller]

@Madash25 Still haven’t seen it.

[plain jane @LisaBaller]

I hope when this pandemic is we are influenced to buy local more often. What’s left of local that is.... #fuckolivegarden #fuckredlobster #fuckapplebees

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

Fuck you coronavirus , i am serous

[plain jane @LisaBaller]

Lazy cucumber....