Lisa Cotrupi

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[U.S. Open @usopengolf]

We have an early contender for shot of the day, and potentially shot of the championship!

An EAGLE 🦅 has landed for Maxwell Moldovan on 1.

[Lisa Cotrupi @LisaCotrupi]

@jlamonteIII @usopen My thoughts exactly!

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

Everyone thinks they're so cool and confident until it comes times to parallel park in front of a line of strangers waiting for a brunch table.

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

When you're at Barnes & Noble and you ask, "Where's the Self-Help section?" They should say, "You're not off to a great start."

[Lisa Cotrupi @LisaCotrupi]

@GoldCup Anyone else having problems getting this on Paramount +? I keep clicking on the game snd getting a tv show instead 😡

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

If you look around at Thanksgiving and don’t know who the family weirdo is - it’s you. #WePost

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

Hey, cousins who suddenly have to take a walk for some “fresh air” on Thanksgiving, we know you’re just going to get stoned. #WePost

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

Nothing is more confusing than finding a mannequin attractive. #WePost

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

For 364 days a year we tell our kids not to take candy from strangers and then we spend one night telling them “Forget what I said.” #WePost

[Lisa Cotrupi @LisaCotrupi]

@NWPPLC @NAESP Congratulations!! So well deserved ❤️

[Lisa Cotrupi @LisaCotrupi]

@elonmusk Such an ignorant statement

[Lisa Cotrupi @LisaCotrupi]

@MsElliott345 @NWPPLC It was a mob scene!!❤️

[Lisa Cotrupi @LisaCotrupi]

@jimmyfallon Biggest travel peeve!! Especially when you are trying to catch a connecting flight

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

People who try to get off the plane out of order are the reason we can't have nice things. #WeTweet

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

It’s not butter, it’s not scotch- what the hell flavor is butterscotch? #WeTweet

[Lisa Cotrupi @LisaCotrupi]

@NWPPLC True story 🥰

[Lisa Cotrupi @LisaCotrupi]

@RHSBillOlsen @NWPPLC @NAESP @vtprincipals @VTEducation @RutlandHerald @wcax Wow!! Congratulations! Very well deserved!

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

Everyone immediately throws out the Mac-N-Cheese box and then rereads the instructions in the garbage, right? #WeTweet

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

I’ll say it- “acai” has way too many syllables for being such a short word. #WeTweet

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

Tuesday has major still-Monday energy. #WeTweet