Lisa

on a road to nowhere

[Lisa @LisaDawn65]

Fireworks have nothing to do with patriotism. Instead fireworks have everything to do with penile erections when lighting fuses. Fireworks suck.

[Lisa @LisaDawn65]

It’s always a relief when the seatbelt clicks. 😁

[Lisa @LisaDawn65]

Hell will play anime 24/7.

[Lisa @LisaDawn65]

Someone PLEASE come teach my congregation rhythm. 😖

[Lisa @LisaDawn65]

I’d give my left pinky for a cigarette.

[Lisa @LisaDawn65]

Jaime you jerk! #GameofThrones #JaimeLannister

[Lisa @LisaDawn65]

Birthday bubble busted. No lemon filled donuts @dunkindonuts. ☹️#badbirthday #sadface

[Lisa @LisaDawn65]

#change vs. #sameoldsameold That's some hard stuff.

[Lisa @LisaDawn65]

Don’t mess with old lady school bus drivers. Have you seen what they can do with a bus? #badass

[Lisa @LisaDawn65]

The highest duty and the highest proof of wisdom - that deed and word should be in accord.
Seneca the Younger

[Lisa @LisaDawn65]

“His truth is certain. His victory is secure.” Lysa Terkeurst @First5App #amen

[Lisa @LisaDawn65]

“Inspiration and information without personal application will never amount to transformation.” -Lysa TerKeurst @First5App #amen

[Lisa @LisaDawn65]

We serve Him best by serving others. The lower we bend, the closer we are to Him. —James Banks #OurDailyBread #Amen

[Lisa @LisaDawn65]

Fall in Kentucky where it’s not uncommon to see people wearing shorts and a winter coat. #fashion #hautecouture #keepingitreal #rednecklove

[Lisa @LisaDawn65]

Really McDonald’s, sexual innuendo in your radio ads. #EnoughIsEnough #NoSexWithMyChickenNuggets

[Lisa @LisaDawn65]

Lots of AGGRESSIVE drivers on the Eastern By-pass. #yikes #getoutofthierway #holymolybatman

[Lisa @LisaDawn65]

"There is a God, and I’m not him.” #First5 #truth #amen

[Lisa @LisaDawn65]

You have to check out this store with 39¢ coffee pods for #Keurig®! It's amazing! https://t.co/sf7GB4xmGw

[Lisa @LisaDawn65]

"We have an expectation of wholeness coming." #First5 #Amen

[Lisa @LisaDawn65]

"Remember we don't get off the train just because it goes through a tunnel. Hard places are paths that lead us to our Redeemer..." #Amen