Lisa Hartley

Short fat and happy

[Lisa Hartley @LisaHartley18]

@MaxGeorge Are you behind my garage??

[Lisa Hartley @LisaHartley18]

@piersmorgan What a click bait tool you are @piersmorgan

[Lisa Hartley @LisaHartley18]

@asda an online delivery not completed.
Payment taken and order delivered on an email.
I have no food and now no money until the refund is processed taking 3-5 working days.
Why is there no option for me to collect this order from a store, or to reschedule a delivery. It’s a joke

[Lisa Hartley @LisaHartley18]

@Honor1971 @emtpalma At least they’re not all grufters with BO on a micro bus to the old market

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

Michael Jackson playing tennis 😂🎾

[Lisa Hartley @LisaHartley18]

Primal Scream closing out BT Sport tonight love that ❤️
Congratulations Sevilla.

[Lisa Hartley @LisaHartley18]

@ClareNews2 @BBCRadio2 I wouldn’t fancy running acres in them @ClareNews2

[Lisa Hartley @LisaHartley18]

@RealKenBruce Splendid Ken, now, here’s your bonus questions

A. Sea Salt and vinegar
Or
B. Cheddar Cheese and onion

[Lisa Hartley @LisaHartley18]

@GNev2 @Hey_Garcia @DavePienaar

[Lisa Hartley @LisaHartley18]

#ZlatanFacts he can light his farts and a ciggie at the same time
#ZlatanTime at OT #redsareback

[Lisa Hartley @LisaHartley18]

Normal service is resumed... #fuckingrain #manchesterweather

[Express Sport @DExpress_Sport]

COMP: Win a Bobby Moore signed replica ball and shirt from 1966. Follow and RT to win. #WC66LIVE

[Lisa Hartley @LisaHartley18]

@theJeremyVine that was superbly done. Bravo BBC

[Lisa Hartley @LisaHartley18]

Know what? Actually great conference thanks teradata #tdcon15

[Lisa Hartley @LisaHartley18]

#askfootballcelebs. Sir Geoff... Best, Maradona, Pele or Messi?

[Lisa Hartley @LisaHartley18]

#tdcon15 key note speaker Rusty was anything but, very engaging

[Lisa Hartley @LisaHartley18]

Air gun I think

[Lisa Hartley @LisaHartley18]

Don't understand this....

[Lisa Hartley @LisaHartley18]

Who the fucks that then? How does this work then?

[Lisa Hartley @LisaHartley18]

Having sakara its cold and its niiiiiiice with @teresatickner and @CheLindsay