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she/they

[WARHORSE @JPWARHORSE]

When I see a little charcuterie board at the party

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It’s always the least remarkable white gay who wears a shirt that says ALPHA MALE

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Oh and you use a cup lol

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There are few things more humbling than trying to navigate day two of a heavy flow with only a porta potty a prayer.

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Spending hundreds to go to a music fest but driving and sleeping in my car otw there because I’m too cheap to pay for a flight 💅🏾

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Just rode by a grown ass man driving and eating an elote at the same time. I know that’s right!!!!

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Cynthia Erivo said I should eat less in my dream so now we have beef.

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Met a 24 year old dj from Richmond by way of Connecticut who was spinning bmore club. After their set I thanked them for playing bmore club. Got into a 30 min convo about its history and I’m so proud to say that kid did their research. The kids are alright 🥹

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May the 4th be with you to all who celebrate! #annualtweet #StarWars 💫

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Update i found a parking spot only 6 mins away from the venue. Cheap bitches winning

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Why yes I paid $100000 to fill my tank up to come up here for the weekend and also yes I will be walking a mile to the venue bc I refuse to pay for a $30 uber and/or parking. This makes sense to me.

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Me with the worst cottonmouth I’ve ever had:

Now feels like a great time to eat a sleeve of saltines!!!

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If I drive to DC/Baltimore on a regular basis but I use hotel discounts and/or stay with friends, the travel fees cancel out and therefore the trip was free. Girl math!

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4 times actually. Remembering when she played at my first afropunk at like 3 pm to a sparse crowd

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I’ve seen honey Dijon 3 times in 3 different cities and each time it has been a fucking circuit party smh

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Disclosure in Raleigh on Thursday
Honey Dijon in DC on Friday
Honeyluv in bmore on Saturday.

[NASA's Kennedy Space Center @NASAKennedy]

The planet can spell your name – literally. 🔤🌍

This Earth Day, see your name written in landscapes captured by Landsat: https://t.co/kcP12dhsI2

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I just want to formally thank whoever came up with “Righty Tighty Lefty Loosey” and an honorable mention for “Never Eat Shredded Wheat”

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Had to change in my car in Chinatown. A couple of wardrobe changes later and a black femme told me I look cute. Amen.

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Just sobbed on the dance floor. I am truly grateful to be alive at the same time as loud ass music