Lisa Thompson

I draw, paint, massage, do karate, climb mountains and sometimes forget I have Twitter. Follow me.. I know where I'm going.

[Lisa Thompson @LisaMThompson23]

Perfect day for #JohnnyDepp ‘s win. 🎉❤️ I only wish we could have seen his face. #JusticeForJohnnyDepp
#NarcissisticAbuseAwarenessDay

[Lisa Thompson @LisaMThompson23]

Nothing more relaxing than riding around with my 5th grader, listening to metal covers of Disney songs 💖 #momlife

[Lisa Thompson @LisaMThompson23]

Me to client: So you’re having more of a hip flexor pain on that side this time, huh? I remember it was higher in your lower back last time, when I saw you before.
Client who is blind: I’ve never seen you in my life!
💀🤣❤️

[Lisa Thompson @LisaMThompson23]

Last minute cancelation at work, and I’m trying to decide between doing notes like an adult, or watching #OuterBanks on Netflix on my phone. 🤔 I can do both.

[Lisa Thompson @LisaMThompson23]

Wanna bet? 👻

[Lisa Thompson @LisaMThompson23]

84 year old massage client face down: I think this headrest is causing me to get a couple of wrinkles.
Me: Hmm that must be what it is.. 🙈

[Lisa Thompson @LisaMThompson23]

Never did I think at this age in my life I would be receiving so many messages begging to be my sugar mama. I’m old now, people. 😂 I AM the sugar mama.

[Lisa Thompson @LisaMThompson23]

The Amazon guy scared me to death as I was heading out the door and he was running up the deck. He said “Happy Easter! Sorry I scared you! You look beautiful!” as he dashed off.. 💗 Sad to think he’s probably rushing to get home to his family he’s missing b/c of work.

[Lisa Thompson @LisaMThompson23]

The days I get to work early to eat breakfast, knowing I’ll be here late.. why must I also eat all my snacks for the entire day before my first client even comes? #mondaythoughts

[Lisa Thompson @LisaMThompson23]

Daylight savings kicked my ass this morning. I hope I don’t doze off while doing a scalp massage. People don’t like it when you drop their head on the table. 😐

[Lisa Thompson @LisaMThompson23]

Constantly freezing at work because I’m the only one not old enough for hot flashes..

[Lisa Thompson @LisaMThompson23]

Yesterday a solid white cat crossed my path, (thought it was a good omen) but it was crazy at work. Today, a freakin CHICKEN flew across my hood.. in the middle of town. What else you got for me, #2020? I’m not scared.

[Lisa Thompson @LisaMThompson23]

Question: Can a life-size baby yoda count as a personal item on a plane?
#Disney

[Lisa Thompson @LisaMThompson23]

Oh dear Lord..

[Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk]

Hey guys, wanna feel old?

I'm 40.

You're welcome.

[Lisa Thompson @LisaMThompson23]

No one warns you eyelid wrinkles are going to be a thing. I’ve taken great care of my skin since I was younger.. but no one said to put old lady cream on your lids too, just sayin.
#skincaretips

[Lisa Thompson @LisaMThompson23]

One thing I’ve noticed about wearing a mask at work all the time.. You don’t care what your face is doing anymore. People can’t see me snacking, sticking my tongue out when I’m concentrating or making a weird expression. I’ll have to literally fix my face when this is all over.

[Lisa Thompson @LisaMThompson23]

@DevonESawa

[Lisa Thompson @LisaMThompson23]

Weird things I hear at work:

“I hope you know that’s involuntary, and I’m not trying to flex my butt for you.”

-Sciatica client

#MassageTherapy
#mondaythoughts

[Lisa Thompson @LisaMThompson23]

There are few things that make a woman feel better than people being shocked about her age.

Also, makes her realize her age is getting old..er 😆

[Lisa Thompson @LisaMThompson23]

It’s true..🤷🏼‍♀️ #MaskUp