Lisa Marie

I love travelling, good food, nature and animals. 🇿🇦👩‍⚖️🐘 I sing along to all my favourite songs, and I don’t take myself too seriously. 🙃

[Lisa Marie @LisaMarie2306]

Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.

Just do you. Forget everyone else.

[Lisa Marie @LisaMarie2306]

I identify as a threat.

My pronouns are try/me.

#donewiththisish

[Lisa Marie @LisaMarie2306]

@csdunn21 I hear your laughter. Rude. 😑

[Lisa Marie @LisaMarie2306]

I found my first grey hair today.

My dramatic self stared at it for a long time… like maybe if I stared hard enough, I would be in my twenties again.

It didn’t work.
I have accepted defeat.
I am getting old.

[Lisa Marie @LisaMarie2306]

@csdunn21 🤣🤣 listen, I wanna know if this is a thing. 👀

[Lisa Marie @LisaMarie2306]

Y’all ever took a “mental health day” off from work?

[Lisa Marie @LisaMarie2306]

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give #foodforthought

[Lisa Marie @LisaMarie2306]

Jesus may have turned water into wine.
But he ain’t turn your business into mine.

Mind it!!!!!!!!!

[Lisa Marie @LisaMarie2306]

Picture this. Getting ready to see #Barbie … just put the iron on… and then …

Hello darkness my old friend …

So I guess I’m going in creased clothes. With unwashed hair. Because well, no iron, no hairdryer and no straightener.

#LoadsheddingDrama #Seriously?

[Lisa Marie @LisaMarie2306]

I just realised I have zero text shorthand knowledge.

ZERO.

@XOKitty

[Lisa Marie @LisaMarie2306]

It’s okay not to be okay.

[Lisa Marie @LisaMarie2306]

@joubert_darlene No💔

[Lisa Marie @LisaMarie2306]

Can someone invite me to a braai. Pork rashers just don’t taste the same on the stove 🤔

[Lisa Marie @LisaMarie2306]

Y’all also being abused by 2023 or is it just me? 👀

[Lisa Marie @LisaMarie2306]

This is spiralling out of control. The late queen must be turning in her grave. 💔 #HarryAndMeghanAreFinished

[Lisa Marie @LisaMarie2306]

Patiently waiting for the day #Pringles stops wasting their packaging and just makes their damn cans shorter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😤

Okay….

maybe not so patiently waiting.

[Lisa Marie @LisaMarie2306]

Why do we do this?? 😭🤣

[Lisa Marie @LisaMarie2306]

Can someone please teach me how to make money online!!??

[Lisa Marie @LisaMarie2306]

@Ruan_K1 Waterfront? Or central Cape Town? I’ve tried to google and im just having no joy. It’s mostly take out 😞

[Lisa Marie @LisaMarie2306]

Can anyone recommend a nice dine in restaurant in cape town that is halaal? 🙏

[Lisa Marie @LisaMarie2306]

Interfaith marriages? Yay or nay? Drop your thoughts 🙏❤️