Lisa McEttrick

[Lisa McEttrick @LisaMcEttrick]

@KleaterSinney Constantly

[Lisa McEttrick @LisaMcEttrick]

Don’t want to be a woman in the work force. I want to be a kitty cuddling by the sea.

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

found two kitties cuddling by the sea

[Lisa McEttrick @LisaMcEttrick]

Tweeting for the first time in a year to say…
I’d risk it all for Ryan Gosling

[Lisa McEttrick @LisaMcEttrick]

@sunjunemusic @MercuryLoungeNY Can’t wait! When is your estimated set time?

[Lisa McEttrick @LisaMcEttrick]

@KleaterSinney Alex I have been having these rants so often lately. I can’t fucking do this anymore??? Every job is dumb and pointless?? But I need money to live?? I’ve truly had it.

[Lisa McEttrick @LisaMcEttrick]

@mariskreizman I’m wearing sunglasses so I can emerge victorious at the funeral

[Lisa McEttrick @LisaMcEttrick]

At this exact moment Mike and I said, in unison, “are you fucking for real?!” Love is Blind is trash but it’s our trash

[maya kosoff @mekosoff]

hit my netflix breaking point today (watching two millennials believe they’ve discovered their soulmate in the pods on the first episode of love is blind because they both know the words to the song i hope you dance by leeann womack)

[Lisa McEttrick @LisaMcEttrick]

Iconic

[Vanderpump Rules 🏳️‍🌈 @sur_rules]

SCANDOVAL #PumpRules

[Lisa McEttrick @LisaMcEttrick]

Oh my god??

[GQ Magazine @GQMagazine]

Presenting GQ’s March cover star: Jeremy Strong https://t.co/qYtZABQu2O

His portrayal of Kendall Roy has made him a major sensation—and infamous for his extreme approach to acting

[Lisa McEttrick @LisaMcEttrick]

@KleaterSinney Wear big headphones and glare at men.

[Lisa McEttrick @LisaMcEttrick]

Going on LinkedIn makes me feel like I’m in an alternate reality. 99% of LinkedIn behavior is uncalled for.

[Lisa McEttrick @LisaMcEttrick]

One of our closest friends lives on Rockaway beach and is watching Bruno for the weekend and sent us this photo. He’s THE cutest dog in the world and I already miss him so much 🥹

[Lisa McEttrick @LisaMcEttrick]

@ecareyo She MUST. Please discuss this on the pod 🙏🏼

[Lisa McEttrick @LisaMcEttrick]

@rjdank Jail.

[Lisa McEttrick @LisaMcEttrick]

This has resulted in me having to conduct visiting hours in my own home to make sure everyone gets adequate attention 🫠

[Lisa McEttrick @LisaMcEttrick]

My pet chaos is as follows:
-All 3 want to be with me all the time
-Sweets hates Luna so they cannot be together
-Luna is scared of Bruno despite him being a harmless sweetie
-Bruno wants everyone to love him and doesn’t get why he has restricted apt access

[Lisa McEttrick @LisaMcEttrick]

My mom’s PRINTED directions from Bing maps. I’m giggling at her and she goes “what’s wrong with Bing maps? They have em!” 💀

[Lisa McEttrick @LisaMcEttrick]

Here’s my freshly groomed dog in a bow tie to cleanse the timeline

[Lisa McEttrick @LisaMcEttrick]

@kristencoyvetti It’s crazy! Where do you stand?? It’s hard to deny he looks better… 😬