Me: I’ll just need your ID please.
Lady: why do you need my ID?
Me: oh I’m sorry, do you have your debit card?
Lady: No??? Just do a withdrawal for me.
Me: how do you suppose I do that..
lady: fine, here. I hate this bank.
#makesnodamnsense#banklife#becauseicanreadminds
So...my Dad died today & honestly I’m not sure how to feel. I’m sad, but I’m also happy 4 all the great times we had together. We’d roast each other like homies more than Father & Son, and I really liked that. He was my best friend & my idol.
Love U Dad...I’ll miss u.
- J.D.
My fatass dog use to argue with the big ass neighbor dog next door every morning at like 7am 💀.. but we found out the dog died yesterday and now Mable just barks at nothing whenever she’s in the backyard. 😔