Lisa Carrington

Security wonk, gadget addict, compliance curmudgeon, cocktail maker & firm believer that what cannot be fixed with humor can likely be trivialized with sarcasm

[Lisa Carrington @LisaNCW]

@chrissistrunk @suburbsec @myrcurial @PatrickCMiller @gattaca @Shpantzer @bsdunlap @ltawfall @Slad3G @es_shp @0x7eff @sintixerr As I frantically tried to take down all the troll tweets that started showing up. #LastTweetWallEver

[Lisa Carrington @LisaNCW]

@teachbk In Phoenix @apsFYI gives out $500 to teachers to help defray the costs of setting up their classroom. It doesn’t solve the problem but at least helps with the financial burden teachers often bear.

[Lisa Carrington @LisaNCW]

@chrissistrunk Unmmm nooooo ur gorgeous gurl! Keep that damn picture. Love what you’ve done with your hair.

[Lisa Carrington @LisaNCW]

@Erinfosec Hard water on the water line is the Bain of my existence!

[Lisa Carrington @LisaNCW]

@McGrewSecurity Those last 10 laps tho! I was on the edge of my seat!

[Lisa Carrington @LisaNCW]

@chrissistrunk @sintixerr @chrisjager @PatrickCMiller @seclectech @digitalbond @SynAckPwn @tothehilt @Shpantzer @gattaca @myrcurial @jack_daniel @McGrewSecurity @d0tslash @attrc @jtsylve @petermannmc @0x7eff @H4unt3dH @ltawfall Lots of good times in those 10+ years.

[Lisa Carrington @LisaNCW]

@StopTweetingMia This is the best thread I read all week. So much hope and love here ❤️

[Lisa Carrington @LisaNCW]

@DaveMetzger @fayemikah 😂😂😂

[Lisa Carrington @LisaNCW]

@deviantollam @positronrelay @snipeyhead So true. I moved to Phoenix from the PNW. We get more rain in the desert and when it rains it is in fact trying to kill you.

[Lisa Carrington @LisaNCW]

@marcellelee This feels less like hackers and more like power rangers.

[Lisa Carrington @LisaNCW]

@chrissistrunk So glad you made it home safe.

[Lisa Carrington @LisaNCW]

@ush1c 2 boulevardier street while I enjoyed the inauguration festivities.

[Lisa Carrington @LisaNCW]

Since most of my infosec friends hang out here I’ll let you know my alter ego is joining the @defcon NYE party lineup hacking cocktails.

[CocktailCon @CocktailCon_]

Join us at the @DEFCON NYE Party from noon to midnight PT with spirited talks from @jack_daniel @Cocktail_maven @deviantollam @SecEvangelism @brysonbort @d0rkph0enix @philskents @muteki_rtw @BrazeauSydney @J_winterton @jillians2cents and more!

https://t.co/P4jmw6azn6

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[Lisa Carrington @LisaNCW]

Waiting for election results be like....

[Lisa Carrington @LisaNCW]

@SamHarrisOrg @sbkaufman People have been exhausted by the message you suck and you aren’t worthy, there seems to be no end in sight to that. Too bad Dems didn’t get your message a little earlier a slight change in approach could pull in more voters across the line.

[Lisa Carrington @LisaNCW]

@SamHarrisOrg This absolutely blew my mind and yet it’s so simple and clear and in front of your face the entire time.

[Lisa Carrington @LisaNCW]

Looking forward to the day where this feels common place and expected. But for now, well done @DangeRussWilson both on last night’s game and the accurate description. #Seahawks

[Paola Boivin @PaolaBoivin]

.@Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson just said, “I felt like Sue Bird in the clutch.” In my era following sports growing up, I never remember a male athlete saying something like this. It seems simplistic, but this is powerful.

[Lisa Carrington @LisaNCW]

@JoeBiden advice for the next debate. 1) every time you are interrupted ask for those seconds back on the clock. 2) respond only to questions from the moderator NEVER from Trump 3) keep your cool. And finally, Illegitimi non carborundum

[Lisa Carrington @LisaNCW]

@SDDCCSM No peanut butter? We are from NC and ours always had peanut butter with the mayo and banana.

[Lisa Carrington @LisaNCW]

@deviantollam Bwhahaha