Lisa Simpson

She/Her Irrationally afraid of dinosaurs. Adorkable. Mom of 3 & Wife of 1. Boss Mom, Entrepreneur, Survivor Fan
#HealthCoach: Healthy Mind & Healthy Body

[Lisa Simpson @LisaSimpson2004]

Just a few fun cakes recently:

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@jessejanderson HS Zoology teacher pulled me aside one day "You have 100% on all tests/quizzes but are failing the class. Please, just do these 3 homework assignments so I can give you a passing grade!"
This was in the late 90's when only the "bad" kids had ADHD.
I was finally diagnosed at 40 😅

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First Mariner's Game for our boys!
#SeaUsRise #WhereIRoot

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When you're out & about, feeling cute in your first dress of the season... and realize there's a good patch of winter fur still visible 👀😵🥴

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Thanks @Drea_Wheeler & @JeffProbst for this new set of questions I must endure 🤪
#potatoskins ❤️🥔❤️
#longlivedreaslegacy (of being an amazing, powerful, positive person who fearlessly tackled all aspects of #Survivor, spoke truth as a WOC at tribal and inspires us!) We ❤️ you!

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Sunday afternoon snuggles ❤️😺❤️

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4th Grade Recorder Concert:
Thought the kids were trolling us with these ridiculously long music sheets...
WRONG! 😅🤣😂

7 song concert- about 8 songs too long for this mama 🤪

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@giangyhai 😂🤣😂

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@thatdorrk A little hard to judge from tv- but I'd estimate that rock was close to 300 lbs. Not a small feat for sure!

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@stephenfishbach New Survivor strategy; Pretend to be an overly open book but actually be able to scheme. Then the scheming looks like accidental oversharing.
Which would be a fantastic way to get to the FTC and win zero votes...

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@zachwurt Seattle, huh Jeff?

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@nickiadanza @JeffProbst How I imagine these sentences were created:

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@Rick_Devens

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It's April!!!!
❄️🌸🌨🌷❄️🌸🌨🌷❄️🌸🌨🌷❄️

[Lisa Simpson @LisaSimpson2004]

Epic April Fool's... 10 days late:

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@thebadseed2 @jessicalewis89 I also think if someone feels secure in their position within the tribe, they're more likely to risk it. Which is another reason Rocksroy made a good call to not risk his vote- who knows where he'll be within his alliance the next time he heads to tribal.

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Think we'll see another #shotinthedark played tonight on #Survivor ?

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It's #Survivor Day!!!!
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

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@parabasis You're doing more for their branding than they did! 😂🤣😂