Lisa Unterman

stop watering the weeds in your life and start watering the flowers

[Lisa Unterman @LisaUnterman]

okay sorry but if this isn't a glo up idk what is

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night

[芽依 @Mei22542]

A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how big or small

[erika @yeeeerika]

accidentally became important at work

[clare @sadderlizards]

how it feels to leave the house after 5pm

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me dissociating in the middle of a conversation:

[gigi @420insidejob]

it’s cause you’re always on that damn spectrum

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the person who's about to legislate your human rights away

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

Explaining to my future spouse that I’ll never retire bc I bought too many treats in the summer of 2023

[jodie @jodieegrace]

kylie jenner and timothee chalamet dating feels the same as when two people from your high school that never interacted start dating like 6 years after graduation

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

this is how i feel when i eat oatmeal