Lisa Petross

Doctor of Physical Therapy / Boy Mom / Twins Fan

[Lisa Petross @LisaWendorf]

Can't believe it (fool of a) took @trevorplouffe 4 innings to get back to explaining the Fellowship of the Swings . What an underrated genius!

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@pablojoselopez I live in Texas, but desperately want a #PabloDay jersey! Can I pay for the ticket package, get the jersey and no ticket, and donate the ticket price to your chosen organizations?

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@scotsmanco do you want my walls?

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Don't get me wrong, I love Dick and Justin. But the addition of @trevorplouffe is everything I want in commentary. #MNTwins

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Just finished Season 3 of #MakingIt and I'm deeply upset that no one referred to Adam as "Make-Gyver." Here looking at you @Nick_Offerman and #AmyPoehler

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@zachbraff @donald_faison
My son when to the Neil Flynn school of janitoring.

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Watch out @chrishemsworth! #mjolnir

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#babiators

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It’s officially here! #BaseballSeason #MNTwins

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@DunkinDonuts Did you quit making blueberry muffin flavored coffee or did every store in my area just quit selling it? #withdrawls

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@RookieGL An average conversation with my dad. He listens to the podcast from Texas, and is usually 2 months behind.

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I'm not saying @edsheeran released his album today in honor of my birthday, but... #Divide

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Destressing at @puebloboxingwf before the PT board exam tomorrow!

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@Twins Doing it right in the Thunderdome! #ThrowbackThursday: https://t.co/AVYOtPjchP

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What just happened? #MNTwins

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My little brother told me to #VotePitchBlack.

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I think these robes mean I'm in #Slytherin with @TomFelton.

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Extended, blended, and mended. Another great sermon! #ModernChristian Family @revmattil

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Where can I find a man like @HarryConnickJR?

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#22minutehardcorps #sweeps "Only 15 burpees!" Worked out with @AngieReay! #BeachBodyOnDemand