Lisa Arizpe

32 years young. Living my best life with my amazing, handsome husband, Emilio & our sweet baby boys, Ezra James & Maddox Ray❤️ #1 Realtor on Grand Lake!

[Lisa Arizpe @Lisa_Arizpe]

@fedeeesversion Why is this the quality in 2026? Looks like the first picture ever taken. No.

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Sports Team Day for Homecoming week! I think he nailed it! Smile & all!🤣 @tkelce

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@RandyRRQuaid @elonmusk So I was just asked to take a poll on a Fb ad. Here are the results 😂😂😂

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Do you ever feel like you love someone so much that your heart could just burst?!🥰😊 #myhusband #myboys

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A random woman approached me at the store and told me I was beautiful. I was so caught off guard. It made my whole day! #spreadkindness

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Can either Susie or Rachel be the next #bachelorette ? They’re both the absolutely cutest!!

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I’m annoyed at abc… for some reason, the bachelorette finale wasn’t streamable this morning. So naturally, I googled why. & the first thing that popped up on Google (of course) was the result. I don’t even feel the need to watch it now.

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Jamie’s eyebrow game… no. Just no. #Bachelorette

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When all you wanna do is take a nap to make the time pass by faster but you can’t because you have two tiny humans to take care of…

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SHIBA INU!!!🔥 #Crypto #shibainu

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I’m at the doctor for my sons 2 month check up & there’s an old couple next to me. I heard a loud fart and the man looked his wife dead in the eye with a straight face and said “did you hear that frog?” She casually replied “yes”. I’m laughing so hard inside😂 #marriagegoals

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Aaron and James just had the most epic BiP exit ever. I’m not sure how I feel about it😂 #BachelorInParadise #wtf

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Goodmorning Twitterverse!

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@ATT about has me in tears. On hold for 2 hours and 4 minutes to get HUNG UP ON by a rude customer service agent that I couldn’t even understand. All for a super simple request. I feel like I’ve wasted my entire afternoon. I give up🤬

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Anyone else cry while watching the voice?…. Just me??… cool. 😭❤️ #TheVoice

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Post partum is weird. You can be super happy & on cloud 9 for days… & then BAM! You’re crying for literally no reason while watching Bachelor in Paradise….🤷🏼‍♀️

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So 100%…. Justin for the next bachelor…. @BachelorABC #BachelorNation

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I’m just now catching up on the @BacheloretteABC and there’s just something about Aaron….. I wanna throat punch him👊🏼

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I declare tonight that your cup is about to run over with blessings you didn’t see coming.