lisa bizzle

writer/ president of canada

[lisa bizzle @Lisa_Bizzle]

Hi everyone! I made a COVID-19 activity book! It has some fun activities to distract you and also a whole section on stress management!
https://t.co/ds5nNoXqUW

[lisa bizzle @Lisa_Bizzle]

like an mlm but I’m recruiting you to buy land with me so we can start a commune

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hi dog perverts! please enjoy my new son:

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@usedwigs Thank you! She’s the best

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Please meet Bean! She was surrendered to the SPCA twice and now she’s stuck with me forever!!

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@TheFunkyBunch4 🙏 😩

[lisa bizzle @Lisa_Bizzle]

my dog died last month and milf manor has been the only thing so far that’s made me experience any feeling other than sadness. no further questions.

[lisa bizzle @Lisa_Bizzle]

@murrman5 I’m sorry. I recently lost my best friend too if you ever want to cry together. I’ve mostly been venting to a lady named Diane on a canine kidney disease forum. It all sucks ass (except Diane, she’s great)

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@OnlineAlison Lol even better

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@OnlineAlison Looks like it might be a type of morel or a false morel, if you cut it in half you can see

[lisa bizzle @Lisa_Bizzle]

using my bird watching app to identify which birds are shitting on my car so I can learn how to to get my revenge

[lisa bizzle @Lisa_Bizzle]

hi you guys my little best friend is 16 years old today!!!!!!!!

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@0_1_to_Flack that’s too many cracker

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crackers are a dinner if you eat 12 of them

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@AtOm_twelve I DONT THINK SO

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@ScottKeenan27 thank you Scott, this was the answer I was looking for

[lisa bizzle @Lisa_Bizzle]

every time I run into one of my neighbors she asks me “do you like the keg?” and I say “I don’t really have an opinion about the keg” and then she tells me she’s not a huge fan of their steak and I don’t know how to break this unhealthy cycle we’ve created

[lisa bizzle @Lisa_Bizzle]

@shawnbristow I'm going to try liking the keg next time and if this backfires on me I'm going to become v hostile

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

oh shit oh fuck

[lisa bizzle @Lisa_Bizzle]

someone at my gym tried to hug me and my instinct was to punch their throat which means my integration back into society is going really well thx!!!