Lisa Chantiny

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

An elderly man accidentally rear-ended a brand-new sports car.

The young driver jumped out, furious.

“LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY CAR!”

“You owe me $10,000 right now, or I’m going to beat you half to death!”

The old man looked shaken.

“Oh my goodness,” he said.

“I don’t have that kind of money.

Let me call my son — he trains dolphins.

He’ll know what to do.”

“DOLPHINS?” the guy scoffed, rolling his eyes.

The old man dialed his phone.

Before he could say a word, the angry driver grabbed it.

“So you’re a dolphin trainer, huh?” he barked into the phone.

“Well your old man just wrecked my car.

I need ten grand RIGHT NOW — or I’m going to beat BOTH of you to a pulp!”

A calm voice replied:

“I’ll be there in ten minutes.”

Exactly ten minutes later…

...a Jeep screeched to a stop.

A man stepped out, walked straight up to the bully, and absolutely flattened him, leaving him groaning on the pavement.

Then the man turned to his father and said:

“Dad… for the LAST time.

I train seals.

Navy seals.

Not dolphins.”

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

The shot of everyone holding up the pickles is genuine art

[Urlofcork @urlofcork]

Waiting to board our flight in Washington and there are 3 Scotland fans in kilts walking past. An American lady says" I love your skirts"
"They're nae skirts lassie they're kilts , We're Scots not Trannies" I genuinely Lol #tartanarmy #fifaworldcup @jk_rowling

[Lisa Chantiny @Lisa_Chantiny]

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@RuksanaAnsar Oops 109

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@RuksanaAnsar 209

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

She may be old, but she did herself proud.

[Lisa Chantiny @Lisa_Chantiny]

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[☠️Daddy Bones☠️ @UpBeatSkeletor]

Chaotic 😅
I love Swedish Chef

[Fight With Memes @FightWithMemes]

The irony 😂

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

Such a great idea to deal with porch pirates. 😂

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

The dog thought that if he waited in a line, he would get ice cream

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

Wait for it....

[Lisa Chantiny @Lisa_Chantiny]

@AntiWokeMemes Yes

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Zeus argued with his wife again.