Lisa McLean

People say that your dreams are the only things that save you. Come on baby in our dreams, we can live our misbehaviour.

[Bridger Winegar @bridger_w]

I have a reality show idea. OK, so, several contestants vie for a prize. But there’s a bit of a twist, you see: Anything could happen

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Could anyone who talks to Jesus please let me know what accent he has?

[Lisa McLean @Lisa_Katee]

L#kl#l

[Lisa McLean @Lisa_Katee]

http://t.co/p0h3QmUIsa

[Lisa McLean @Lisa_Katee]

@nytimes like all Times Square and shit

[Lisa McLean @Lisa_Katee]

@MsLaraBingle canteen come on

[Lisa McLean @Lisa_Katee]

@MeganKGale I did

[Lisa McLean @Lisa_Katee]

@MeganKGale I d

[Lisa McLean @Lisa_Katee]

@MrOzAtheist pls

[Lisa McLean @Lisa_Katee]

@rihanna I love your tattoosssssss# yes

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Having a BBQ in heaven. I just swiped one of Adam's ribs. Seems like old times.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Egypt is one of those rare countries whose "good old days" were in 2,000 B.C.

[Bridger Winegar @bridger_w]

Great ice breaker for strangers at restaurants: "Hello, I couldn't help but notice that you eat"

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

Just as ripples spread out when a single pebble is dropped into water, the actions of individuals can have far-reaching effects.

[Lisa McLean @Lisa_Katee]

Michael is PETRIFIED he is going home. #bachelorette

[Bridger Winegar @bridger_w]

It's hard for me to grasp the concept of infinite universes because I get distracted thinking about countless outfit possibilities

[Bridger Winegar @bridger_w]

The amount of power surging through me after successfully giving a stranger directions can only be described as dangerous

[Bridger Winegar @bridger_w]

This might seem wasteful or extravagant, but sometimes I'll delete an email without even opening it

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

"Drug testing on animals? It depends. If the drug is asprin and the monkey's got a headache, it's alright"
Karl Pilkington