Lisa Moran

Bakes, Swears. Fidgets. Roast Potato enthusiast

[Lisa Moran @Lisa_Moranio]

I may never stop looking at this poster. #Aquarius

[Lisa Moran @Lisa_Moranio]

@SouthernRailUK The doors closed at 0830:50, train pulled away at 0831:12 - outside of the 30secs, because of that i missed it. (bear in mind the doors were only unlocked for around 15 seconds, It’s not long enough to walk from the waiting room to the carriage.)

[Lisa Moran @Lisa_Moranio]

@SouthernRailUK where do i complain to about train shutting it’s doors and leaving early please?

[Lisa Moran @Lisa_Moranio]

@SouthernRailUK Great thank you. Can you give me an update on the investigation you mentioned?

[Lisa Moran @Lisa_Moranio]

@SouthernRailUK Hi there, the 0832 to East Croydon at Norbury. It left at 0830. Can I claim under Delay Repay as it delayed me?

[Richard K Herring @Herring1967]

It’s today! Has he been?

[Lisa Moran @Lisa_Moranio]

You can only have 30 people at your actual funeral but you can 700 people in your back garden?

[Lisa Moran @Lisa_Moranio]

Jerusalem very much the Bohemian Rhapsody of the hymn book. #PrincePhilipfuneral

[Lisa Moran @Lisa_Moranio]

Bill B FTW! #scd

[BBC Strictly ✨ @bbcstrictly]

One dance left! 🎶

The 2020 #StrictlyFinal is GO!

[Lisa Moran @Lisa_Moranio]

I’m sorry, what now?

[Lisa Moran @Lisa_Moranio]

@KaiserJonny That grass must be REALLY nice.

[Lisa Moran @Lisa_Moranio]

She’s just wasted an entire fucking pad of paper. #WarOnPlastic

[Lisa Moran @Lisa_Moranio]

@Techtechdave @JimHegs @hierophantess You’d be amazed how often I get esme this that image!

[Lisa Moran @Lisa_Moranio]

@ReginaPhelangi They’ve been filed Monica Geller-style - Guest peg, Fancy peg, Fancy guest peg, etc.

[Lisa Moran @Lisa_Moranio]

I’ve just done an audit of my clothes pegs. #Furloughlife

[Lisa Moran @Lisa_Moranio]

The Wash A Deadly Virus Off Your Hands Immediately Ultimatum is adding a whole new level of difficulty to the Need A Wee The Second You Walk Through The Door Challenge.

[Eclipse @Eclipse_Event]

#TeamEclipse is showing its gratitude to all of the amazing NHS staff and services this evening from our homes, celebrating the wonderful and brave work they do in keeping our country healthy and running.

#ClapForOurCarers #ThankYouNHS

[Lisa Moran @Lisa_Moranio]

Left side neighbour just sneezed, right side neighbour shouted bless you. 💕 #lockdown

[Lisa Moran @Lisa_Moranio]

OMG the Black Friday emails are bordering on stalking now. I get it people, you want access to my pathetic bank account.