Lisa Holmes

my time machine broke down and I ended up in twitterville

[Lisa Holmes @LisaaaHolmes]

At some point in my life tweets turned into memes...

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Went shopping at old navy because of all the sale commercials I've been seeing... spent over 100 on 5 sweaters. Olaf done tricked me again.

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When you find out argon oil is made from goat poop

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When you're trying to sleep but all you can think about is if Edward Scissorhands would be scared if Freddy Krueger was in his dreams.

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All I ask is if we give the teachers guns, the librarians get silencers.

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#NewProfilePic

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When you're so high you must have played with a ouija board and summoned twitter

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Oh my god the panties speech right now

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It smells like a diaper on the trolli and I don't think it's a baby.... #ew #pittsburghproblems

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Pittsburgh radio= 90% country, 5% real music, 5% people repeatedly saying yinz #killingmyself

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#illuminutty

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There are two sides to every waffle

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I thought birdman was boring

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The older I am the more I want to party with my family

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Stahp

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Parkour is just an intense game of lava

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@willjennings15 bitchhhhhh I want to smoke with youuuuu

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@willjennings15 dude hit me up I'm home for the first time in ages

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Bored ba bored bored borrrrred

[Lisa Holmes @LisaaaHolmes]

Most of my morals are based on things I learned in preschool