Alisha

Life is way too fucking short.

[Alisha @LishaaMaay29]

Possibly the best thing I have ever done! Felt like I was one step closer to my big sister again #loveyou #skydive

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

"We regret to inform you"

You will regret informing me

[Carl Vernon @RealCarlVernon]

Get ready for the floods.

[angloposter @anglopost]

making the mrs look directly at the eclipse so we can get a PIP claim in

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

Didn’t Microsoft word used to be free? I know I’m not crazy

[mika @mikasagrada]

"não pensa muito nisso"

eu a noite inteira:

[soliraw🇧🇷 @belindomita]

*Mi alarma sonando durante 10
minutos*
Yo en mis sueños:

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

I love Twitter because someone will tweet exactly what’s in my head and I just retweet it

[eliz @eliza___v]

when you’re stretching in bed & you feel your calf start to tighten

[Alisha @LishaaMaay29]

@Matalan I need to speak about a recent purchase. Your store staff have two different products with the same labels attached to them. I get home before I realise! Please can you help?

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

Just had a letter delivered confirming I have secured a job at Royal Mail.

I start last Monday.

🤣🤣

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Instagram needs to understand I don't give a fuck who posted on threads for the first time.

[Alex @AO1865]

I mean fair fucks to whoever insulates new build houses, cracking jobs fellas because there’s no heat getting out of mine.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Another one bites the dust.

[Alisha @LishaaMaay29]

@Mezmo75 @NickFromMalvern

[Jæŷ;) @j4jayjay_]

My face when someone watches videos at full volume near me

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

How fast your job expects you to eat on your 30 min lunch break

[Alisha @LishaaMaay29]

@WestminsterNews @PolitlcsUK Or the hospitality industry

[Softboy @fwsoftboy]

We really work 5 days a week just for 48 hours of freedom LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[Alisha @LishaaMaay29]

Not going to solve the VAT issue though is it

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer says the Government will allow pubs to serve outdoor pints and screen matches in their beer gardens for the World Cup

[Alisha @LishaaMaay29]

Whoever applied adverts to YouTube videos…. Go to hell