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@lollypeezle He's been say he's giving them platform... Na now he just start

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@Themrbachelor Even U sef no too fear for you life o... EFCC carry person... U get mind pik De call for dis Nigeria, Knowing fully well wetin dey sup... Chai!

If na me as soon as I hear EFCC and knowing say na ex-Gf ... Cut call sharp, roast d SIM B4 dey com dey ask me question wey I no kno.

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@chiamakaafc Mesuit Ozil

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@Lanredeola In your DM

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@Munalozy Who send you?😃
Shebi you for just send the cash...

If you send 5k cash they value it than 10K sub...

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@harrysone9 As you're taking the advice... Hope you are saving for another kidney?

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@harrysone9 Hmmmm... Kidneys!!!

[Lanre Adeola @Lanredeola]

Growing up, we just knew dad was a Muslim and mum a Christian. Sometimes, they would argue about it, but we really didn't know if they were quarreling or just dissing each other while throwing subtle jabs. Dad later went Mecca and became an Alhaji while mummy grew stronger in Christianity to become a church minister.
There was one evening mummy went to Pastor Obadare's crusade and came back very late.
Dad had already arrived and was served his food by my older cousin, who lived with us.
He went outside to lock the gate despite we telling him mummy was yet to come back from church. He didn't say anything but locked the gate and kept the key.
When mummy got back, we went to tell him, but he didn't bulge. He kept the key with him.
We all went outside to tell mummy that daddy refused to give us the key.
Next thing, mummy climbed the fence and jumped into the compound. She went through the backyard and entered the house, going straight to her room (they had separate rooms). We all disappeared into our rooms.
Daddy later went outside and didn't find anyone. He went to open her door and found her inside the room. Then we all heard him exclaim, "Awusubillahi mini shetani rajim! My wife has become a hooligan. You jumped the fence? Is this what they taught you in the church? La illa il allahu."
Then mummy replied, "ka fo fence kii se ese." (Jumping one's fence is not a sin)
We thought they would argue and quarrel, but we just heard the door close and they both started laughing hysterically.
We all woke up next morning, and it was like nothing happened.
Such was my hybrid family.

RIP Alhaji B.N.A. Adeola

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@lex_Teflondon Bad market... You can go Sir 😀

[lobistars🇳🇬 @john322226]

I just saw a certificate report that Cristiano Ronaldo married his wife under a "separation of financial assets" system.

if she play the divorce card, there’s no 50/50 split of their wealth and they both will leave with what is titled in their name.

W Ronaldo!!

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@ItEndwell @aturamu008 AI in action

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@dammiedammie35 Please.... let him put enough measures in place to avoid commotion and cases like stampede.

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@absolutkylian Ian Ratkitict ... Can't spell well

[EPHRAIM ❣️ @Ephraim_Snr]

Types of salaries 🤣

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@RealAyanfe1 Batistuta

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@Lanredeola He who plays the piper calls the tunes...😀

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@Lanredeola Rules are made to be broken....😃

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@olaMVB I enjoyed them in Akure 2018/19... Na the plantain be my favourite.
5H plantain the week don set.

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@olaMVB @instablog9ja 😂😂

Just buy pressure pot for her