Alissa Stone

❤️life in the capitol ❤️ There is only one god, and His name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death: 'not today'

[Ashley Green @agreenphotog]

I’m sorry but there’s nothing funnier in the state of Massachusetts than the size of this rock

[Alissa Stone @Liss323]

“There goes that dream” 💔

[Irish Literary Times @IrishLitTimes]

Wherever you stand on The Banshees of Inisherin, can we all agree that Barry Keoghan's performance here is worth the price of admission alone.

[Alissa Stone @Liss323]

Only took me two years ⁦@onepeloton⁩ 🎉🎉

[Mudman @joeyhutson]

Good morning

[Airrack @airrack]

If America beat England, the sport is called Soccer.

If England beat America, the sport is called Football.

DEAL?

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

You have one week left to buy the right kind of cranberry sauce.

This is the right kind.

Some people prefer other kinds.

They’re wrong.

[Alissa Stone @Liss323]

I felt this in my core… 💪🏻#chicago14days

[David M @davidmellyruns]

Waitress, upon watching me walk to the counter to get silverware, asks if I am injured and need assistance.

No ma’am I just ran a 10k in the middle of marathon training; this is how we walk

[Sara Hall @SaraHall3]

Just one of these times I would love to see @EliudKipchoge look tired crossing the line at a marathon 🤯

[Alissa Stone @Liss323]

And here I am trying to better my first marathon time 👀👀👀#themarathongoat

[Eliud Kipchoge - EGH🇰🇪 @EliudKipchoge]

Limits are there to be broken. By you and me together.
I can say that I am beyond happy today that the official world record is once again faster. Thank you to all the runners in the world that inspire me every day to push myself.

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

Are you ever just being a woman and you think “oh this is how an svu episode starts”

[Alissa Stone @Liss323]

The reason for the 48 hour trip back to Norcal @alexander23 @DermotKennedy Will fly almost anywhere to see these two

[Alissa Stone @Liss323]

@alexander23 Soo good 🥳

[Alissa Stone @Liss323]

Love a @DermotKennedy show #inthebay #atthegreek #finallywenttoberkley @alexander23

[Alissa Stone @Liss323]

Back in the bay for 48 hrs … dang … it’s chilly here

[Alissa Stone @Liss323]

@DermotKennedy @alexander23 Any wait to see you and Alexander23! Flying to SF from for 48 hrs just for the concert @DermotKennedy @alexander23 ❤️❤️❤️

[Alissa Stone @Liss323]

I remember this day soo clearly 😳

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

'FORGET ME' MY FIRST SONG IN NEARLY 3 YEARS IS OUT AT 11:59PM TONIGHT WHAT

[Geoff Calkins @geoff_calkins]

More than 2,000 women have now indicated they are going or are interested in Let’s Finish Eliza’s Run. Here’s my column https://t.co/cejg9ipP95 and here’s everything you need to know https://t.co/rTmWHxkd4R