Elyssa

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is unethical.

[Elyssa @LissaJoz]

@Grubhub keeps sending me promotional emails. You have all my data - you know I can’t afford sushi. Stop tempting me 💔

[Kaili Joy Gray @KailiJoy]

A woman is trying to protect us from putting an attempted rapist on the Supreme Court, and she’s going to be destroyed for it, and she knows it, and she’s doing it anyway.

That’s patriotism.

[Elyssa @LissaJoz]

My professor was explaining computer science in terms of Star Wars then went back and explained it again in terms of the Kardashians #GenderEquality #BeTheChange

[Elyssa @LissaJoz]

"If you didn't almost drown, it wasn't a party" - @geordan_som

[Elyssa @LissaJoz]

#singleDadProblems

[Serena Williams @serenawilliams]

Financial abuse is the #1 reason domestic violence victims can’t “just leave.” Get involved #PurplePurse #Ad
https://t.co/wApiGIhuhZ

[Elyssa @LissaJoz]

Came into my office this morning with the lights off and the interns asleep at their desks #FifthOfJuly

[Elyssa @LissaJoz]

@Funny_Truth Ah the classic dilemma when you need bug repellant but all you have on you is dryer sheets

[Elyssa @LissaJoz]

#LifeHack : stage an intervention for a close friend so you'll always have a designated driver

[Elyssa @LissaJoz]

Trusting ACE Hardware customer: "So you're saying this chainsaw will.. fix my toilet?" Me: idk probably #goodbyeACE #byeNPT

[FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot]

"Obama did nothing for our Country"

[Elyssa @LissaJoz]

I don't know why this is in my notes. But I feel personally attacked.

[Elyssa @LissaJoz]

I don't wanna tell anyone how to live but it's a little late to still be cracking the joke " I haven't showered since last year" #2016

[Elyssa @LissaJoz]

When I delete group me off my phone for 2 days

[FDNY Foundation @FDNYFoundation]

The @FDNY Foundation marks the anniversary of 9/11 and remembers those killed that day: http://t.co/rZrh2d9eiJ

[Elyssa @LissaJoz]

Tuition well spent. #collegeChem

[Elyssa @LissaJoz]

I just ate an ice cream cone without ice cream in it. #promDiet

[Elyssa @LissaJoz]

Group me is my new favorite thing #BoogieWoogieBugleBoy

[Elyssa @LissaJoz]

Officially University of Maryland class of 2019! #GoTerps 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢