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[Pulaski Wallpaper @Pulaxki]

Any lip readers out there?

[May✗ @Mayham_H]

house of the dragon you will always be famous for this

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

gato is a great word for cat

[Cats for Happiness. @JoyfullCat]

Me: Sorry I've got plans this weekend.

My plans:

[Clint Russell @LibertyLockPod]

They're calling this the most American tweet of all time.

[C O U R T N E Y @icourtneycries]

i am literally gasping for air

[moni @wrappedaroundme]

Right now there’s a white person outside jogging in this weather

[cole @wyacole]

The unemployed friend who's treating the World Cup like a full-time job.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

cat parents will hear their cat go “mrrrp" in a certain tone and be like "oh hold on my cat wants the window open”

[s🐣 @kishmishkebab]

this is so😭😭😭

[juliana @duttonblunt]

what level of stupid do you have to be to call beth dutton a bitch in front of rip??? you’re asking to be beaten up

[Audri 🍓🌗 ☭ @AudrianaCB]

If I had taylor swift money and wanted to get married in a secure indoor venue in nyc I would rent out the metropolitan museum of art but I guess the difference is I have some level of taste

[Jane Dashley @JaneDashley]

I can't wait to see what Taylor Swift does with her big ass bangs for her wedding day

[Dylan “in the Saw bathroom” Dern @DylanDern]

“Are you excited for Taylor’s wedding?”

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

I honestly just don't have time for this right now

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Fun fact: The two U.S. goals in yesterday’s World Cup win were made possible by birthright citizenship and immigration.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

US men’s team would’ve been cooked in the World Cup if we didn’t have birthright citizenship

[gremlin @queerlilgremlin]

yes @THR gets it

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

if you're playing with a cat correctly, you'll be working roughly 900 times harder than the cat. 99% of the effort must be yours. playing with cats is not about exercise, it's about drama. And cats are harsh critics. they need to BELIEVE that plush banana is afraid for its life.