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🌈#istandwithadam

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

If you touch water you are apprehended by police.

If you molest kids with Jeffrey Epstein you are moved to a luxury prison and considered for a pardon.

TRUMP’S AMERICA.

[Iran In Hyderabad @IraninHyderabad]

Yes, we have less cards 😎

[✌🏽 @LissyJay_]

@GrumpyOldNana She will have hair extensions probably

[✌🏽 @LissyJay_]

Did Bec and Alyssa have the same front door? #MAFSAU

[MFWitches @MFWitches]

*****HUGE BREAKING NEWS, WITCHES*****

WE DID IT, WITCHES.

WE FUCKING DID IT!

News has just broken this afternoon that Jackie has officially quit the Kyle and Jackie O show because she “cannot continue to work with Kyle”.

Here’s ARN Media’s statement on the matter:
“ARN Media Limited [ASX: A1N] announces that Ms Jacqueline Henderson has given notice that she ‘cannot continue to work with Mr Kyle Sandilands,'” the statement reads. “Accordingly, ARN has terminated the services agreement with Henderson Media Pty Ltd, under which Ms Henderson presents the Kyle and Jackie O show. Ms Henderson will cease to present the Kyle and Jackie O show. ARN has also offered to Ms Henderson the possibility of an alternative show on the ARN network.”

And in even more gob-smacking news, ARN have also announced that Kyle is in serious breach of his contract with ARN, because of his behaviour during the show:
ARN has also provided written notice to Mr Kyle Sandilands and Quasar Media Services Pty Ltd (Quasar Media) stating that it considers that Mr Sandilands’ behaviour during the show on 20 February 2026 is an act of serious misconduct which is in breach of ARN’s services agreement with Quasar Media, under which Mr Sandilands presents the Kyle and Jackie O show. Mr Sandilands has been given 14 days to remedy this breach. If it is not remedied, ARN will terminate the services agreement with Quasar Media, and in that event Mr Sandilands will cease to present the Kyle and Jackie O show. During the 14 day period, Mr Sandilands will not take part in the show.
The KIIS breakfast show will be taken off-air effective immediately, with interim arrangements made for the show.
https://t.co/HGtvhC5Vb5

WE FUCKING DID IT!

WE CAN’T BELIEVE IT!

Rest assured, witches, the mainstream media won’t credit us with this win, but WE know the truth.

Because it’s been our hard, relentless pressure over the past (almost) 2 years which has led to this result.

Our ENORMOUS effort in recording all the foul things Kyle says, which has led to the relentless attention on him and him thus imploding on air and (allegedly) breaching his contract.

And we have reason to believe our involvement in this demise is even greater than we can currently say … but we hope to be soon able to do so. Rest assured the violent and disgraceful threats issued against us by Kyle in past months have NOT gone down well at ARN, and in conjunction with Jackie’s taking a stand against his treatment of her (as he treats ALL women he decides to treat like shit), the pressure on ARN to act became absolutely overwhelming.

We’ll have far more to say in coming days on this but for now, please celebrate with us.

BECAUSE WE FUCKING DID IT!!!

BRING ON THE FUCKING CHAMPAGNE AND WITCHY DANCING!!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.

[✌🏽 @LissyJay_]

@BogdanMihai80ro @Trainman34110 @krassenstein @titoguido1982 Burmese is a language of Myanmar. Rohingyan is the spoken dialect of the Rohingya.

[Gold Coast Suns @GoldCoastSUNS]

Mitch Brown, you legend 🏳️‍🌈

[✌🏽 @LissyJay_]

@JohnSterlin @theliamnissan Ohh but he had *concepts* of peace 😂

[Gregory Andrews @LyrebirdDream]

Scott Morrison is getting Australia’s highest award on the Kings Birthday.

The bloke who as PM went to Hawaii during the bushfires, ran Robodebt, and secretly gave himself five different ministries.

Morrison, the monarchy, the whole system belong in the bin.
#AusPol #NotMyKing

[Akhil Thakur @Akhilthakur_09]

@elonmusk

[The Shovel @TheShovel]

IN BRIEF: The Nationals have pulled out of the Coalition, marking the first time Barnaby Joyce has ever pulled out of anything

[Carlton FC @CarltonFC]

Charles.

#AFLSwansBlues

[outbreezy @outbreezyWC]

BOUNDARY UMP HOWLER: Heeney kicks a swans GOAL after the ball is incorrectly called out on the full #AFLSwansBlues

[Sally McManus @sallymcmanus]

I think a lot of Liberals will be working from home

[The Chaser @chaser]

The US has successfully tilted another country's election.

Read more: https://t.co/1YyzltJvdO

[The Chaser @chaser]

BREAKING: The Liberal Party https://t.co/hEnAy6aMtw

[Piyush Mittal 🇺🇸🇺🇦🟧🌊🌈 @piyushmittal]

When Donald Trump intentionally crashes the stock market, you don’t call it Black Monday. It’s Orange Monday.

[✌🏽 @LissyJay_]

What the fuck does the red carpet statement mean? I know she’s suggesting he’s a really bid red flag but it doesn’t make sense…#MAFS

[CassiYaYa 🖤💛❤️ @cassiashirlie]

No need to put the other lady down - who seemed really grounded btw. She took the time to go on a date with a ‘curious’ married man. I think she deserves an apology not insults. #MAFSAU