Lyss 🌻

Just wanna eat food, adopt dogs, and save lives | LLHS ‘14 💛🖤 | Pitt Nursing ‘18 💛 💙| Hematologic-Oncology Nurse 👩🏼‍⚕️

[Lo ⚡️ @BID_Sarcasm]

Congress: they can’t ALL quit
Nurses: hold my propofol

[Lyss 🌻 @Lissy_Rae13]

My dad asked me to describe #nursing and I came up with “Being asked to do everything Mike Rowe does on Dirty Jobs while slapping a customer service smile on your face and whispering wtf to yourself a hundred times a day”

That came from the heart and I stand by it.

[Lyss 🌻 @Lissy_Rae13]

Dear @KamalaHarris
Thank you for shattering ceilings and showing little girls anything is possible.

Dear @DrBiden
Thank you for being a proudly educated woman who uses knowledge for good.

Dear @TheAmandaGorman
Thank you for allowing me to get this as a keepsake for my niece.

[Lyss 🌻 @Lissy_Rae13]

@Jenn_Spera It sneaks up on you 😅😅😅

[Lyss 🌻 @Lissy_Rae13]

This week alone I used “slippy” and “nebby” unironically while talking and omg after 7 years I’m a Yinzer 😭 #Pittsburgh #pittsburgese

[Lyss 🌻 @Lissy_Rae13]

Some nights being a nurse is ROUGH.

Other nights, you teach your 79yo Brazilian patient what a pinky promise is and your heart melts all over the floor.

Tonight was the latter. #pinkypromisesmatter

[Lyss 🌻 @Lissy_Rae13]

Honestly, Papa T coming in with the comment of the decade.

[Lyss 🌻 @Lissy_Rae13]

Nutter butters are one of the most underrated cookies in the processed snack world, don’t @ me 🥜

[Lyss 🌻 @Lissy_Rae13]

Things I Never Thought I’d Ask My Roommate:

[Lyss 🌻 @Lissy_Rae13]

I just cooked up a Turkey meatloaf with mashed potatoes and Brussel sprouts with balsamic glazed bacon then made banana nut muffins... Hmu if anyone wants a middle aged housewife 👩🏼‍🍳

[Heinz US @HeinzTweets]

Be there for your friends like we’re there for your fries.

[Lyss 🌻 @Lissy_Rae13]

Honestly, @realDonaldTrump recent tweets are cracking me up. Buddy, democracy spoke. Pack your bags by January 20

[Lyss 🌻 @Lissy_Rae13]

@JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris were elected and the @steelers are undefeated and beat my family members’ teams two weeks in a row.

I’m calling it... This was the best week of 2020.

#HereWeGo #BidenHarris2020

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump watches celebrations of his defeat as he returns to the White House from playing golf on Saturday. (Getty)

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

We did it, @JoeBiden.

[Matty Moorhead @mattyj1294]

I know if other states work out Biden doesn’t technically “NEED” PA, but as a Pennsylvanian, I NEED it

[cam @magickbullet]

The fate of the country in the hands of Pennsylvania? Are we sure? Because I went to high school with some of these people and I just don’t know

[Lyss 🌻 @Lissy_Rae13]

@Mjhtwh Already voted! Just here to see family ☺️

[Lyss 🌻 @Lissy_Rae13]

My dad just made a menu for election night coverage like it’s a Super Bowl party and I’m here for it 😂

Wings, Beer, & Biden 🤞🏻🇺🇸💙

[Lyss 🌻 @Lissy_Rae13]

@Mjhtwh For a few days!